Car Advert Word Hate Game
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OMG, this thread, I could have a field day in here with my zero tolerance for muppets! However, this advert articulates quite literally everything I hate about car ads:
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classif...ad/used,nearlynew,new/colour/yellow?logcode=p
"FULL DEALER FACILITIES" - What does this even mean? You're "CMW Car Sales", the stereotypical "ex-petrol station" type motor dealer, YOU HAVE NO DEALER FACILITIES!
"YELLOW, FULL DEALER FACILITIES SERVICE SAT NAV ZENONS LEATHER AMAZING" - WHY IS EVERYTHING IN CAPS??!! Stop shouting!
"ZENONS" - Dafuq are zenons???
"Air-Conditioning" - There is no hyphen in air conditioning, ffs know what you're selling, this is your career and you don't know these things!
"Computer" - Well that makes this a super hi-tech bargain now. I love that you took a picture of the screen with the word "computer" highlighted. Pity your attention to detail ended there.
"Electric Windows" - Gotta get that in there, differentiate it from the competition.
"Seats Electric" - Wasn't that an Oasis song? Oh wait, no...
"JUST ARRIVED INA TRUELY AMAZING AUTOMATIC Z4 AUTOMATIC A REAL MUST HEATED LEATHER SEATS SAT NAV" - FFS PUNCTUATION MUCH! INA? Dafuq does truely mean? There is nothing amazing about this yellow and black howler, nor is it a real must leather heated seat. What would be amazing is if someone actually handed you 8000 of their hard earned.
"ONE NOT TO MISS" - No, you really couldn't miss this monstrosity.
"STUNNING IN EVERY WAY" - The only stunning aspect of this advert is your dreadful grasp of the English language. And that you think your overly enthusiastic sales patta will detract from the fact that this car is horrendous, probably broken and clocked, previously owned by a right mook who is now off to ruin another previously glorious car.
"WARRANTY INCLUDED" - I'm sure your warranty is worth every penny of the paper it's written on, let's just hope it's soft, strong and thoroughly absorbent allowing for a more appropriate and practical use.
Rah!
God I despise backstreet dealers, fair enough if they're honest, reputable and working hard to earn a living but this is pure garbage with zero effort.
Edit: I just flicked back through the thread and this was meant to be for "one word or phrase" usage, wups, but buggered if I'm deleting all of this it took me ages to type! haha
http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classif...ad/used,nearlynew,new/colour/yellow?logcode=p
"FULL DEALER FACILITIES" - What does this even mean? You're "CMW Car Sales", the stereotypical "ex-petrol station" type motor dealer, YOU HAVE NO DEALER FACILITIES!
"YELLOW, FULL DEALER FACILITIES SERVICE SAT NAV ZENONS LEATHER AMAZING" - WHY IS EVERYTHING IN CAPS??!! Stop shouting!
"ZENONS" - Dafuq are zenons???
"Air-Conditioning" - There is no hyphen in air conditioning, ffs know what you're selling, this is your career and you don't know these things!
"Computer" - Well that makes this a super hi-tech bargain now. I love that you took a picture of the screen with the word "computer" highlighted. Pity your attention to detail ended there.
"Electric Windows" - Gotta get that in there, differentiate it from the competition.
"Seats Electric" - Wasn't that an Oasis song? Oh wait, no...
"JUST ARRIVED INA TRUELY AMAZING AUTOMATIC Z4 AUTOMATIC A REAL MUST HEATED LEATHER SEATS SAT NAV" - FFS PUNCTUATION MUCH! INA? Dafuq does truely mean? There is nothing amazing about this yellow and black howler, nor is it a real must leather heated seat. What would be amazing is if someone actually handed you 8000 of their hard earned.
"ONE NOT TO MISS" - No, you really couldn't miss this monstrosity.
"STUNNING IN EVERY WAY" - The only stunning aspect of this advert is your dreadful grasp of the English language. And that you think your overly enthusiastic sales patta will detract from the fact that this car is horrendous, probably broken and clocked, previously owned by a right mook who is now off to ruin another previously glorious car.
"WARRANTY INCLUDED" - I'm sure your warranty is worth every penny of the paper it's written on, let's just hope it's soft, strong and thoroughly absorbent allowing for a more appropriate and practical use.
Rah!
God I despise backstreet dealers, fair enough if they're honest, reputable and working hard to earn a living but this is pure garbage with zero effort.Edit: I just flicked back through the thread and this was meant to be for "one word or phrase" usage, wups, but buggered if I'm deleting all of this it took me ages to type! haha
Perhaps it's one of those reverse word riddles, PLEASE CALL... SSIMOTTO NENO, perhaps it's a secret handshake for those in the know... a code word.
buzyg said:Forum Car.
Means, for sure looked after like one of my children. It's spotless, well maintained, fully stamped. But don't think it's not been driven within an inch of it's life.
Missed this - very good, made Mrs B ask me what I was laughing at :lol:
Usa