Car Advert Word Hate Game

[Stark]

A modern classic.

What does that even mean?

Mini Metro
Rover 75
MGF

The usual crap, who's owners think they are the most amazing cars!

 

[Fast3000]

Ex Main Dealership Car

Yeah...we really ragged the hell out of this one! :evil:

 

[Jasey]

A modern classic.

What does that even mean?

Usually means a s**t tip that is un-reliable but was good looking 10 years ago.

 

[mr wilks]

"Zenon" lights :x

 

[Fast3000]

MUST be SEEN!

I must really see that one as they said soo...

 

[Bing]

"I know this is a strong price, but..."

I'm dreaming, you'll be able to knock at least 2 grand off

 

[ZermattV]

" Motor Manufacturer Name" Management Car - - - yep Managed by Enterprise

 

[Fast3000]

'Ex Police'

So everything that fell off during our time with it we fixed. There maybe other parts that fall off when you have it as we ripped the hell out of it.


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[corsaire77]

"No body panels have been painted".

It went straight across the roundabout and lost the entire suspension.

Or:
Dented panels have been replaced with old ones from the breaker's yard.

 

[Fast3000]

Future Classic £100,000,00

So if it's a future classic why is the price as if it were a current classic

 

[Wyldie85]

'ULTRA RARE/UNUSUAL SPEC'


aka

dealer/seller doesn't know what he's talking about and the fact that this 3 series has auto wipers, is the same as all the other mid level 3 series out there....that also have auto wipers.

It's not rare spec or unusual. Please shut up!

 

[Fast3000]

Rare Manual! On cars that were best as Autos!!
e.g. Mercedes, Volvos!

 

[jaxZ4]

this thread is killing me - I've re-written my draft "for sale" ad a dozen times now and have no USPs left ! Can we maybe turn this thread around ?- are there any much loved & effective "for sale" ad wordings instead ? nah ? thought not . . . .

 

[Kingb4]

I always wonder about "Offers in excess of £7500"
Why if they have effectively set the asking price at £7500 would you offer anymore than that?

 

[BMWZ4MC]

"Good for year"... but I need a car for longer than twelve months

 

[pvr]

"First to see will buy it"


Means it is so bl**dy expensive that nobody has been around yet.

 

[BMWZ4MC]

"First to see will buy it"


Means it is so bl**dy expensive that nobody has been around yet.

Or have a shotgun and a persuasive manner!

 

[pvr]

"First to see will buy it"


Means it is so bl**dy expensive that nobody has been around yet.

Or have a shotgun and a persuasive manner!

I closed my gates so Bing had no chance to escape :evil:

 

[Bing]

It was the crispy creme donuts that kept me there PVR - I've escaped over higher gates than yours

 

[Fast3000]

It was the crispy creme donuts that kept me there PVR - I've escaped over higher gates than yours

Please can we keep personal affairs out of this......images of Allan escaping half dressed for some reason

Some more from another thread - (Thanks ncrossy198 )

"ice cold automatic aircon"
What your going to make a sequel to cool runnings?

"65 point mechanical inspection"
because 66 would be too much for us.