Caption competition...

[Sae]

Nicked from from Woots thread... surely this deserves it's own caption competition

 

[Talksthetorque]

'Scuse me mate, don't take this the wrong way but your bodykit's a bit crap.

 

[andysat]

"Sorry you will have to go home-this is a zed meet only"

 

[Darren Slone]

I don't care mate, move it!

 

[sk93]

"Look, when I told you your z4 coupe was a bad choice, I meant the coupe bit, not the zed bit. But don't worry, I've got a can opener in my boot over here.."

 

[Maxsam]

Is This the queue for the Tim V Carol fight..??

 

[Bing]

"The Pink Flamingo is 2 miles up the road, turn right, second on the left up the reaaaaaalllly narrow back lane. Are you startin' like pal :x ?"

 

[paulgs1000]

'No I don't know where you can get any M/// badges - Now move it'!

 

[Jembo]

No thank you, I don't want to swap my Zed for your Porker...

Or,

Can you PLEASE KEEP UP, you're holding every one else up who's trying to follow me...

 

[paulgs1000]

'The porch goes at the front of the house - move up'

 

[paulgs1000]

'Should have gone to Speksavers'

 

[Bing]

"No, you can't stay there you're spoiling the photo - pull out, reverse, and get yourself in your place... Behind the Audi at the back !"

 

[Jembo]

This is an abuse of taxpayer's money for the Police to use this kind of unmarked car

 

[Nelly Welly]

Yes so it's German but....

 

[Jembo]

That w@nker sign you gave me & my mates at the lights, want to try doing it again?

 

[ryanwhite19]

Go home...your drunk.

 

[Jembo]

Carol's house is down the road, over the bridge & first one afterwards on the left...

 

[Wa'ya]

I don't care how you got in line, at the next cross road take a right! :x

 

[Kingash]

Did you stall it or did it break down?

 

[bladeowner]

" Look, I told you it's 4 black cars then a red car, 4 black cars then a red car and so on...."