Burglar wakes men with spice rub

[baugelli]

The Associated Press

Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.

He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.

The farm workers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered.

 

[sp3ctre]

So THAT'S where 2dogs has gone!!!!

 

[Wondermike]

So THAT'S where 2dogs has gone!!!!

LOL unfortunately it can't have been him though, see...

...8-inch sausage...

now if they said a 3-inch sausage there was every chance.

 

[DavidZ4]

rubbing some bloke with a sausage, fair enough if thats how you get your jolies. But no matter how many times I think about it I just cant see the point of rubbing someone with spices????? :? :? :roll:

 

[spokey]

So THAT'S where 2dogs has gone!!!!

LOL unfortunately it can't have been him though, see...

...8-inch sausage...

now if they said a 3-inch sausage there was every chance.

And you know this how, exactly? :?

 

[Wondermike]

Hazel told me

 

[Aebous]

I'm sorry but getting smacked with an 8 inch sausage is just major lolz

Well when other people get whacked...

 

[ovrkll]

Maybe the guy was thinking about eating his victims, and wanted to see if sausage would go well with the meal :evil:

 

[sp3ctre]

Maybe the guy was thinking about eating his victims, and wanted to see if sausage would go well with the meal :evil:

Spoken like a true serial killer! :?

 

[ovrkll]

 

[PaulN]

:?

 

[jokuhl]

Real men don't need spices!

 

[baugelli]

So THAT'S where 2dogs has gone!!!!

Same story, different media outlet but with a pic of the perp! Doesn't quite look like 2dogs, but maybe he grew some facial hair since HC? :lol:
Sausage Attack

 

[ovrkll]

Vasquez apparently dropped his weapon, the sausage, prior to fleeing the residence. The family dog ate the evidence prior to the deputies arriving on scene.

 

[cj10jeeper]

He probably went into Wallmart for mace spray and a baseball bat, ready for his robbery, got confused and came out with spices and a salami....

 

[20ducks]

Maybe he wanted to play "hide the sausage" and got caught up in the moment?

 

[2dogs]

So THAT'S where 2dogs has gone!!!!

smacking the sausage is a normal pass time down ere in somerset.
as is bashing the clown and beating the bishop.

 

[cj10jeeper]

So THAT'S where 2dogs has gone!!!!

smacking the sausage is a normal pass time down ere in somerset.
as is bashing the clown and beating the bishop.

Let's see if that lot crosses the pond well...

 

[ovrkll]

Thought it was Hiding the Salami and Scaring the Sheep

 

[2dogs]

Think you mean hiding the Salami in a sheep.