Boat Race--Very apt for today’s world

2dogs

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Boat Race
The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a competitive boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day they felt ready.

The Japanese won by a mile. Afterward, the American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found, so a consulting firm was hired to investigate the problem and recommended corrective action.

The consultant's finding: The Japanese team had eight people rowing and one person steering; the American team had one person rowing and eight people steering.

After a year of study and millions spent analyzing the problem, the consultant firm concluded that too many people were steering and not enough were rowing on the American team.

So as race day neared again the following year, the American team's management structure was completely reorganized. The new structure: four steering managers, three area steering managers and a new performance review system for the person rowing the boat to provide work incentive.

The next year, the Japanese won by two miles. Humiliated, the American corporation laid off the rower for poor performance and gave the managers a bonus for discovering the problem....
 
BombayDuk said:
20ducks said:
I sent a copy of this to GM and Ford (Detroit) along with your home address. :poke:

With such insight, they may offer Dogs an executive position. :thumbsup:

Of course, he'll be in the unemployment line the following week when they lay off another 50k employees. :?
 
2Dogs I enjoyed the little story it is so true, so true. You did forget about the boat from the UK that was in the race and not reported as it sank at the starting line before the race and was never seen again. :poke: :P :lol:
 
WaZZZZman said:
2Dogs I enjoyed the little story it is so true, so true. You did forget about the boat from the UK that was in the race and not reported as it sank at the starting line before the race and was never seen again. :poke: :P :lol:
^^^ :rofl: :rofl: But the story did seem kinda true. :(



Where were the Germans?
 
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