Attention all Homecoming shoppers!!!
Let me go on record here:
1) We must stage some sort of forum event (maybe Thursday night).
2) We should plan on crashing the drunk-car wash. I believe this occurs on Friday evening.
3) There will be initiation ceremonies taking place throughout the weekend. If you are allergic to any of the following, or are frightened at the thought of close quarters with same, please make alternate plans: beer, wool, rubber, cold water, rubbing alcohol, beer, jalapeno peppers, ants, beer, Spanish peanuts, Virginia peanuts, beer, seafood, bovine (non-specific varieties), swine (again, non-specific varieties), petroleum jelly, hair gel, Aunt Jemima, corn syrup, beer.
4) And finally, yes, there will be cherries popped.
Please plan accordingly.