BMW diesel ‘performance’ chip

bigwinn

Elite
 Lincoln UK
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My company car is headed back for a new one

I took the ‘chip’ off and not sure if anyone on here can use it

It’s not really a chip it’s the thing you connect to the fuel rail that causes the car to over fuel

Deffo noticed a difference it was on my F31 touring diesel

If anyone is interested sling me £25

Cheers

Stuart
 
So some poor punter is going to unknowingly buy an ex-lease car that’s been completely shagged by a couldn’t care less company car owner :o

Please say it was a manual and not an auto, and that you haven’t also shortened the life of the ZF HP8 auto-box by boosting beyond its torque limit :headbang:
 
mmm-five said:
So some poor punter is going to unknowingly buy an ex-lease car that’s been completely shagged by a couldn’t care less company car owner :o

Please say it was a manual and not an auto, and that you haven’t also shortened the life of the ZF HP8 auto-box by boosting beyond its torque limit :headbang:

I get the point but seems a bit harsh..

Most of those plug in boxes can’t push the power / torque that far AFAIK? :tumbleweed:

Couple of our Z4 colleagues I know have been selling their Zeds to WBAC with imminent camchain demise..

That would upset a newbie when that unfolds…(pun)..
 
mmm-five said:
So some poor punter is going to unknowingly buy an ex-lease car that’s been completely shagged by a couldn’t care less company car owner :o

Please say it was a manual and not an auto, and that you haven’t also shortened the life of the ZF HP8 auto-box by boosting beyond its torque limit :headbang:

I suspect, given the fact it is a run of the mill lease car, that the short response will be DILLIGAF ! :rofl:
 
enuff_zed said:
mmm-five said:
So some poor punter is going to unknowingly buy an ex-lease car that’s been completely shagged by a couldn’t care less company car owner :o

Please say it was a manual and not an auto, and that you haven’t also shortened the life of the ZF HP8 auto-box by boosting beyond its torque limit :headbang:

I suspect, given the fact it is a run of the mill lease car, that the short response will be DILLIGAF ! :rofl:

Nailed it for me cheers!
 
enuff_zed said:
mmm-five said:
So some poor punter is going to unknowingly buy an ex-lease car that’s been completely shagged by a couldn’t care less company car owner :o

Please say it was a manual and not an auto, and that you haven’t also shortened the life of the ZF HP8 auto-box by boosting beyond its torque limit :headbang:

I suspect, given the fact it is a run of the mill lease car, that the short response will be DILLIGAF ! :rofl:
To be fair, that was the response I was expecting :rofl:

Or as my disabled cousin keeps saying "err...fuckoff"!
 
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