haha thats worth every penny! though, as you'll have seen from the 'best car' thread currently running, all you ever need is a 330d estate. loads of E91s on autotrader at the moment for about £5-7k.
https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202102058732585?keywords=330d&include-delivery-option=on&body-type=Estate&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=Used&radius=1500&postcode=cv339re&sort=price-desc&make=BMW&price-to=10000&advertising-location=at_cars&page=2&modal=photos
https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202102058732585?keywords=330d&include-delivery-option=on&body-type=Estate&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=Used&radius=1500&postcode=cv339re&sort=price-desc&make=BMW&price-to=10000&advertising-location=at_cars&page=2&modal=photos

absolutely hopeless in the bends & hapless in a car park but I bet a remapped version would rattle a ZM 0-60 :wink: