Audi A3.

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john56

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 Middlewich, Cheshire
I think Audi A3s are sexually attracted to my Z4, every time one comes up behind me it wants to hump my car, what is it with Audi A3s, why cant they leave me alone, the sexual attraction must be that strong because they never want to overtake, just stuck there sniffing at my rear end, dont they realise im much to old for that kind of hanky panky,
overtake me, go away and find youself a cute little TT i say.
 
Consider yourself lucky - on Tuesday an A3 was so desperate to meet my motorbike that it did a u turn right in front if it. Could show you the resulting bruises but it's a family friendly forum!

Just as well I wasn't going to Le Mans this year.
 
it's a jealousy thing... my Zed & A3 loathe each other but rather than hump, stay as far from each other as possible.

Have to say, have noticed 3 series owners suffer the same affliction to sniff my A3's rear, ho hummm
 
Jembo said:
it's a jealousy thing... my Zed & A3 loathe each other but rather than hump, stay as far from each other as possible.

Have to say, have noticed 3 series owners suffer the same affliction to sniff my A3's rear, ho hummm
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Yup, 3 series seem attracted to my sexy Z ass. Had one with M Sport kit up my chuff last night on the way back from picking Wee Bing up. He stopped over a 'keep clear' marking on the road at lights to stay as close as possible :headbang: and as I pulled away stuck right to my arse. So I floored it, which rather took him by surprise. Think it must've been a 330 or similar as I got away from him, but not by as much as I'd have liked before we reached traffic up ahead. Provided me with 40 secs of intense amusement though :evil:
 
It's A4's and Passats I am always having aggro with now. Passats in particular seem to carry a chip on their shoulder over something


Tapatalking...
 
Stuart Truman said:
It's A4's and Passats I am always having aggro with now. Passats in particular seem to carry a chip on their shoulder over something
Tapatalking...
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+1 on the Passat plague, a noticeable proportion are are driven like *rseholes :x I'm not up on the company chariot hierarchy these days but I'm guessing a Passat just isn't an Audi and probably only just shotguns a spot in the car park above the Skoda (although everybody knows the Skoda will drive better and the dealers treat you properly). So I reckon your chip theory is about right.

This obviously won't apply to the sort of Passat driver that frequents this Forum of course :oops:
 
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