ARGH RANT

[Tommo Two]

Its a little more PC which may be frowned upon, but............. write a quick note saying:

To the owner of xxxx im sorry for Kicking/punching/elbodropping/keying/pissing/all of the above on your car but your inconsiderate parking enraged me. After seeing the damage I caused to your HOS if felt bad so i wrote you this note so that you learn and park more consideratly next time.

They'll be stoming round their car for a while looking for damage!

 

[Anonymous]

Try having someone key your car across two panels! :thumbsdown:

We had a lovely individual key every panel on our last car, including the wheels. £5,000+ insurance claim for a full respray.

 

[Anonymous]

I always find that if another driver has really really pissed you off, then an anonymous call to the anti-terrorist squad, saying that you've seen someone behaving very suspiciously with what looks like lots of chemicals and pass on their car registration details works well ...

 

[Nova2k7]

I always find that if another driver has really really pissed you off, then an anonymous call to the anti-terrorist squad, saying that you've seen someone behaving very suspiciously with what looks like lots of chemicals and pass on their car registration details works well ...

OH...MY...GOD!

 

[Bing]

I always find that if another driver has really really pissed you off, then an anonymous call to the anti-terrorist squad, saying that you've seen someone behaving very suspiciously with what looks like lots of chemicals and pass on their car registration details works well ...

OH...MY...GOD!

Yeah, make sure you use someone else's phone for that one, or a phone box in a remote village with no CCTV...

 

[Anonymous]

I always find that if another driver has really really pissed you off, then an anonymous call to the anti-terrorist squad, saying that you've seen someone behaving very suspiciously with what looks like lots of chemicals and pass on their car registration details works well ...

OH...MY...GOD!

Not something I would ever do or condone :wink:

 

[RidgyDidge]

The satisfaction I got from kicking in the door on the car that dented my brand new Audi after only 3 weeks ownership cannot be described. I know, I'm a very bad man...


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[RubyBlueZ4MC]

I always find that if another driver has really really pissed you off, then an anonymous call to the anti-terrorist squad, saying that you've seen someone behaving very suspiciously with what looks like lots of chemicals and pass on their car registration details works well ...

OH...MY...GOD!

Yeah, make sure you use someone else's phone for that one, or a phone box in a remote village with no CCTV...

:lol: this is very very out of the box thinking

 

[GreyZed]

The satisfaction I got from kicking in the door on the car that dented my brand new Audi after only 3 weeks ownership cannot be described. I know, I'm a very bad man...


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That is one approach but you may find it more financially rewarding to simply wait for the driver to return so you may exchange insurance details and get your car fully repaired at his cost.

Or do things work differently in Australia?

 

[Stuart Truman]

I always find that if another driver has really really pissed you off, then an anonymous call to the anti-terrorist squad, saying that you've seen someone behaving very suspiciously with what looks like lots of chemicals and pass on their car registration details works well ...

OH...MY...GOD!

Not something I would ever do or condone :wink:

Nor would you encourage a call to say they had a firearm. They'll be sure to be escorted home by a helictopter...

 

[RidgyDidge]

The satisfaction I got from kicking in the door on the car that dented my brand new Audi after only 3 weeks ownership cannot be described. I know, I'm a very bad man...


Sent from my iPad

That is one approach but you may find it more financially rewarding to simply wait for the driver to return so you may exchange insurance details and get your car fully repaired at his cost.

Or do things work differently in Australia?

Given the state of the heap of sh1t I wouldn't have expected it to have been insured, and probably owned by an ape too ;-)


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[bat1959]

Its a little more PC which may be frowned upon, but............. write a quick note saying:

To the owner of xxxx im sorry for Kicking/punching/elbodropping/keying/pissing/all of the above on your car but your inconsiderate parking enraged me. After seeing the damage I caused to your HOS if felt bad so i wrote you this note so that you learn and park more consideratly next time.

They'll be stoming round their car for a while looking for damage!

Hope you don't mind but I have adapted your note idea and I'm going to keep some in the car for future use.
As follows:

To the owner of:
I’m sorry for the damage I have caused to your car but your inconsiderate parking wound me up.
After seeing the damage I caused to your vehicle I felt guilty, so I’ve written this note to explain my actions so that you might learn to park more considerately next time.

Unfortunately it's one of those things where you cannot be there to see the response of the person.
Again thanks for the idea.

 

[Adamski]

Some people just dont comprehend that enthusiasts actually care about their cars. I dont think its intentional, they are just air heads that comprehend the situation

 

[Tommo Two]

Its a little more PC which may be frowned upon, but............. write a quick note saying:

To the owner of xxxx im sorry for Kicking/punching/elbodropping/keying/pissing/all of the above on your car but your inconsiderate parking enraged me. After seeing the damage I caused to your HOS if felt bad so i wrote you this note so that you learn and park more consideratly next time.

They'll be stoming round their car for a while looking for damage!

Hope you don't mind but I have adapted your note idea and I'm going to keep some in the car for future use.
As follows:

To the owner of:
I’m sorry for the damage I have caused to your car but your inconsiderate parking wound me up.
After seeing the damage I caused to your vehicle I felt guilty, so I’ve written this note to explain my actions so that you might learn to park more considerately next time.

Unfortunately it's one of those things where you cannot be there to see the response of the person.
Again thanks for the idea.

Make sure you super glue them to the windscreen!

 

[markeg]

printed notes on sticky A5 with "Parking Notice" in a very large font, and "I noticed your parking; its crap and offensive" in a smaller font. Peel & stick on the windscreen right in front of the driver.


Oh, and a potato on the exhaust so he can't get the engine started.