ARGH RANT

I will admit to (rarely) parking very close to someone. But only because they didn't park properly in the first place. And only with my piece of crap pick-up. I park perfectly centred in my marked space, just so happens the person next over can't get in the usual side. Hey, there's plenty of room on your other side, crawl through your car or park properly next time.
 
my brother in law to be "knows someone"...who dumped a pot of tile adhesive on the bonnet of a volvo that had dented his audi tt....ehem 8)
 
georgie_no23 said:
my brother in law to be "knows someone"...who dumped a pot of tile adhesive on the bonnet of a volvo that had dented his audi tt....ehem 8)

Oh, that's not nice... But we all feel that way, and if we had a pot of tile adhesive, well...

I am getting very good at finding good spots, and quite fit from all the walking that results in :D
 
TitanTim said:
I never ever park centrally within a marked bay, will always find a corner spot out of harms way.
So you always park over 2 spaces and leave your door open :poke:
 
mmm-five said:
TitanTim said:
I never ever park centrally within a marked bay, will always find a corner spot out of harms way.
So you always park over 2 spaces and leave your door open :poke:

Depends on the car park, but parking over 2 spaces goes a long way to hissing people off with consequences. Will try and avoid any car parks with shopping trolleys, mums, kids, vicars, people carriers :)

Tim.
 
Well you could have just lowered your roof and get in the car by climbing over the damn punto :-) And while standing on it, piss in the ventilation vents, he'll smell that for months to come :-)
 
Tommy_hf said:
Well you could have just lowered your roof and get in the car by climbing over the damn punto :-) And while standing on it, piss in the ventilation vents, he'll smell that for months to come :-)
Lol I almost did that!
 
Nova2k7 said:
Tommy_hf said:
Well you could have just lowered your roof and get in the car by climbing over the damn punto :-) And while standing on it, piss in the ventilation vents, he'll smell that for months to come :-)
Lol I almost did that!
This deserves an award! :D (sorry to hear ,i have a couple on mine,that i try not to look too closely at :( )
 
Or for amusement stick a squeaker from one of those kids party blowers in the grill. Nothing will happen until speed builds then an annoying squeeeeeee until they slow down again...
 
I hate that too ......I,m so anal over idiots and their parking I wont take the Z anywhere where I cant park it all on its own

I,de suggest keeping a box of disposable gloves in the boot , picking up a dog turd and applying said turd to Punto's door handle......preferably in such a way the owner doesnt find it untill he grasps behind the handle with his/her fingers etc
 
I get this all the time.. i park miles away from everyone, loads of spaces around, come back and find a car next to mine.. And i park considerately... within my bay, usually on the end.

After having to get no less then 4 dings removed last year I am so paranoid now that i pretend to do my laces and check my car panels before leaving.

I i ever find a new ding i will make sure i return the favour with a fist print on their door.
 
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