Was supposed to be a bright sunshiny day, so I drove the Z4 to work. Roads all twisty turny and fast. Two lanes of pass slow drivers and zoom by them fun....
Yea.. till this happened.
Work days done. I walk out to the car and sit my ass in the seat, turn the key over and she revs to life, I pull my left leg in and start straping the belt on and I notice a car back up from my left side....
It keeps rolling......
I say to my self "you better stop B@#ch...." and of coarse....
WE DONT... we ram right into my car like it does not exist. WTF you stupid C$NT?

I get out of my car screaming about how much space does your ignorant ass need to back up?
Two lanes of drive isle and you back right the F%#k up into my car?
If you was a man I would be not only Bit#ch slapping you silly but you might also have broken teeth and black eyes.
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?
She claims, "I did not see you."
I replied, "It's a f$#king parking lot, full of f^%king cars, you maintain that space, not drive like F53king moron. WTF?"
Stupid F%@king C&%t!!!!!!!!
Pretty sure the front end is a replacement, damn sure the light mounting brackets are bent, possibly both, I know the alignment is off and I just had that done two weeks ago. Not sure how deep it will go but she cracked it at a hefty 10mph in the parking lot.
How much space she had to back up....

Her car.. Undamaged....B#$ch!







Absolutely LIVID!!!!!!!
Yea.. till this happened.
Work days done. I walk out to the car and sit my ass in the seat, turn the key over and she revs to life, I pull my left leg in and start straping the belt on and I notice a car back up from my left side....
It keeps rolling......
I say to my self "you better stop B@#ch...." and of coarse....
WE DONT... we ram right into my car like it does not exist. WTF you stupid C$NT?

I get out of my car screaming about how much space does your ignorant ass need to back up?
Two lanes of drive isle and you back right the F%#k up into my car?
If you was a man I would be not only Bit#ch slapping you silly but you might also have broken teeth and black eyes.
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?
She claims, "I did not see you."
I replied, "It's a f$#king parking lot, full of f^%king cars, you maintain that space, not drive like F53king moron. WTF?"
Stupid F%@king C&%t!!!!!!!!
Pretty sure the front end is a replacement, damn sure the light mounting brackets are bent, possibly both, I know the alignment is off and I just had that done two weeks ago. Not sure how deep it will go but she cracked it at a hefty 10mph in the parking lot.
How much space she had to back up....

Her car.. Undamaged....B#$ch!







Absolutely LIVID!!!!!!!



