I had the world's biggest hangover one day (I mean it would have killed a civilian) and it seemed a good idea to get my nipple pierced (the left one, if it makes any difference!). Tolerated it for nearly a year but so hacked off with it catching on my clothes whenever I took them off that one night I downed a few stiff Scotches and removed it with a pair of rusty pliers. I can be a bit of a tw@t sometimes.
