Anyone get bird crap inside their zed?

andysat

Lifer
Hi all-it never happened to me but was close, parked up outside the house and thought I would leave the roof down -then in a split second changed my mind-came back out a while later to find bird Sh1t all over the car :headbang: -I just wondered what I would of done had it gone all over the seats etc... :cry:
 
its actually happened to me all over my pristine seats and it was MASSIVE.. big enough to actually splash..... it was rank. actually heaved cleaning it up!!!
 
andysat said:
Hi all-it never happened to me but was close, parked up outside the house and thought I would leave the roof down -then in a split second changed my mind-came back out a while later to find bird Sh1t all over the car :headbang: -I just wondered what I would of done had it gone all over the seats etc... :cry:

I would have reported her to the Police. :roll:
 
Grizzly9 said:
andysat said:
Hi all-it never happened to me but was close, parked up outside the house and thought I would leave the roof down -then in a split second changed my mind-came back out a while later to find bird Sh1t all over the car :headbang: -I just wondered what I would of done had it gone all over the seats etc... :cry:

I would have reported her to the Police. :roll:

:lol:
 
It happened to a passenger in my car years ago - Direct hit on the middle of her head! The Dambusters couldn't have done better!

Years earlier a seagull sh1t in my fisn 'n chips on Berwick old bridge! That was worse :x
 
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