Any solicitors in the house?

teamemmenracing said:
BTW..... cleaning out my apartment in Norway last night, I found an old sock that I didn't recognise under the bed .....................

I'm wondering if I need therapy .................. :cry:
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Or perhaps just anti-retrovirals? :poke:
 
My last wife (or Satan's Sister) as she is more commonly known ........ after already having received everything we had including pensions etc, then proceeded to claim 80% of my earnings for life ......

It was a special moment in my life when I stood up and said to the judge, " with all due respect to this office of the court ...... you can see how much I earned over the years, you can see how many days I worked away from home and you can see who spent it all ......... regardless of the outcome of this case, she is getting f**k all else ......"

Strangely enough the court ruled with me ......

might have been helped along by the fact she tried to claim child support for 2 children that were not mine, a point she had failed to inform her lawyer about :rofl:
 
Woots said:
I'm off to see my new solicitor tomorrow afternoon....deep joy
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If it turns out to be an attractive woman, keep your hormones in check... we know what you're like... :poke:
 
just read this and 2 comments,

1. good luck mate, its sounds s**t. hope it all works out.

Ive never been married but the person i'd been with for 8yrs just upped and left one day saying "you'd better pack cos im selling our home". but that's a different story. the things i learnt from all that was, you find out who your friends are, you can rely on the right people to say the right things at the right time (like my sis saying it was better off without her the bitch at first but then backing off that as i got happier), and you learn to look after yourself. just make sure you do the last one. keep/find something that you call yours and makes you feel yourself. it helps.

2. the use of a convenient sock is much better than wiping it on the curtains!
 
domsz4 said:
2. the use of a convenient sock is much better than wiping it on the curtains!
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This sounds like a far more convenient thing, I mean you may not have a sock to hand, but there are always curtains :rofl:
 
Mafoo said:
This must go down as the most confused threads on the internet :???:
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Perfectly natural direction. Divorce means socks and curtains become more attractive 8)
 
pvr said:
Mafoo said:
This must go down as the most confused threads on the internet :???:
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Perfectly natural direction. Divorce means socks and curtains become more attractive 8)
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How attractive they become depends wholly on how much money you have left after the divorce of course. Might not have enough for cashmere socks, for example. So actually, the many different options offered on the thread provide a number of alternatives depending on exactly how expensive the cleaners is that he gets taken to. This forum just gives and gives and gives. :thumbsup:
 
Why - is it worried it'll be too small ? I could understand if it was my sock, but this is Woots were talking about...
 
Just curious - what would you put in the bend so to speak?

Or is the heel the support for the veg … :roll:
 
perhaps. tube socks would be the norm, and normal socks for Peyronie's disease ?
BTW - don't google images of Peyronie's disease :sick:
 
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