Any solicitors in the house?

RubyBlueZ4MC said:
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Men don't really use socks do they?

Call me "Old Faishioned" but no, I've never used a sock. :?

But always kinda hoped that someone would get me a Fleshlight for my Birthday. :)
 
Mate, the main advice u need to know is try to sort out as much as possible between the parties & go for a Consent Order - mutual agmt to split financial assets, as this was will cost you both about 1.5k

If you go to court expect to part with at least &20k each just in costs, very often a lot more, plus a very large part of your sanity & personal wealth.

If there are kids involved, I'd only give the war torn advice to the innocent party.
 
Carol M said:
It's usually young, spotty teenagers in their bedrooms who use socks. Bluergh!!

(I've got 3 sons) :D

They can't feel very nice I would have thought. I suppose it depends on the sock. I'd never heard of this act until I joined the forum. Sorry Woots - thread hijack over.
 
RubyBlueZ4MC said:
Carol M said:
It's usually young, spotty teenagers in their bedrooms who use socks. Bluergh!!

(I've got 3 sons) :D

They can't feel very nice I would have thought. I suppose it depends on the sock. I'd never heard of this act until I joined the forum. Sorry Woots - thread hijack over.

Why are you contemplating what it feels like for a guy to wank into a sock...?
 
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Carol M said:
It's usually young, spotty teenagers in their bedrooms who use socks. Bluergh!!

(I've got 3 sons) :D

Do your washing machine pipes get blocked often?
 
StevenH72 said:
never use socks, but a posh wank is more than acceptable!

No actual advice here, sorry Woots.

Someone care to define a posh wank.. I am innocent clearly..

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Disca said:
StevenH72 said:
never use socks, but a posh wank is more than acceptable!

No actual advice here, sorry Woots.

Someone care to define a posh wank.. I am innocent clearly..

Sent from Xperia Z

Could be the use of the Teddy Bear
 
I can't believe Poshies are being discussed on here. Haha. Sorry to hear Woots [emoji20][emoji20][emoji20]

Poshy ... Put it this way. When we were nippers, my mate had to explain to his mum where all the condoms had gone that he'd been given as a joke for his sixteenth. First thing she asked was, who are you having sex with. Answer was ... "Nobody". Mother asks ... " where are the condoms then" ... Mate runs out with a red face.

He will never live that down!!! Good old poshies.

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Woots said:
Disca said:
StevenH72 said:
never use socks, but a posh wank is more than acceptable!

No actual advice here, sorry Woots.

Someone care to define a posh wank.. I am innocent clearly..

Sent from Xperia Z

Wank with a condom on

Ooooohhhh. Seems a bit of a waste if you ask me

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Agree with Jembo just try to keep it as amicable as possible as it keeps costs down & it helps lessen the heartache as much as possible, sorry to hear about this its never a good time regardless imo.

Now where`s my sock...
 
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