Any Gardeners In The House?

A couple of people I spoke to said they cost a fortune to run, keeping the water heated.
That's why we've never had one.
 
Last time I looked they were anywhere from £4-7k depending how big & fancy you want to go...
 
I hate gardening. Used to live in a house on a corner plot with a massive garden. I removed 30 trees and had to build 600ft of fence. I hated it so much I sold the house and moved to a flat.

We are in a house with a garden again now (for the kids) only this time I pay a man to do it for me. I'd rather spend the sunny days sitting in it than working in it. I kind of wish I had an interest but the fact the weeds just keep coming back frustrates me too much.
 
" Any Gardeners In The House? " heck no I cannot be bothered weeding borders, trimming bushes etc so I leave that up to the gardener, I don't mind using the tractor mower to cut the grass but my chap trim's all the border edges later.
 
Kryton said:
" Any Gardeners In The House? " heck no I cannot be bothered weeding borders, trimming bushes etc so I leave that up to the gardener, I don't mind using the tractor mower to cut the grass but my chap trim's all the border edges later.

Also available at male salons in soho.
 
ewwimbledon said:
Kryton said:
" Any Gardeners In The House? " heck no I cannot be bothered weeding borders, trimming bushes etc so I leave that up to the gardener, I don't mind using the tractor mower to cut the grass but my chap trim's all the border edges later.

Also available at male salons in soho.

I'd guess you're talking from experience? :)
 
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