Alpina & ///M owners

[Anonymous]

Something I have noticed during my time on here is that Alpina and ///M owners seem to lack the ability to make a post on the forum without eventually mentioning that they have one.

 

[pvr]

Mmmmm, not to sure about that

 

[inkey$]

Nor ///Me.

 

[Anonymous]

Nor ///Me.

 

[Stuart Truman]

No ///More than everyone talking about their ///Mods

 

[Paza3]

Evidence

http://www.z4-forum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=35957

 

[Adamski]

Have seen it a few ti///Mes :lol:


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[Adamski]

Evidence

http://www.z4-forum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=35957

:happyclap:


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[srhutch]

Never.

See sig below

 

[Anonymous]

Evidence

http://www.z4-forum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=35957

It was that thread that prompted this one as I was left with thought of who exactly is it with the Banana

 

[Anonymous]

Stuart Trumans sig :roll: :roll: :roll:

Alpina Roadster S #69 (ooer missus), Alpina Blue II, 3.4 litres of unadulterated fun. Alpinas have the best rear end of any Z4!
Mods: Stubby, Aux Port

Wouldn't this have ben easier


STUART TRUEMAN HAS GOT AN ALPINA

 

[Stuart Truman]

And it's big and blue and fast and individual and I love it.

Also if you spelt my name right and changed the font to Alpina Blue II I'd be more impressed!

 

[Anonymous]

Difficult to focus on your name when all I can see is

I'VE GOT AN ALPINA

 

[Stuart Truman]

No, what you can see is

I HAVEN'T GOT AN ALPINA OR AN M

 

[Anonymous]

Ha ha wondered how long it would take for someone to say that,,,,TBH the only thing i like about alpinas are the wheels otherwise I wouldn't thank you for one, ///M i would take but I wouldn't feel the need to mention it every second or third post.
My thread is not about jealousy, far from it, its about the inability to put your penis away.

 

[original guvnor]

Ha ha wondered how long it would take for someone to say that,,,,TBH the only thing i like about alpinas are the wheels otherwise I wouldn't thank you for one, ///M i would take but I wouldn't feel the need to mention it every second or third post.
My thread is not about jealousy, far from it, its about the inability to put your penis away.

Cracking thread Nosa

But hold on a sec - if the only thing you like about an Alpina is the wheels that must mean you don't like the design of the car, which begs the question why have you got a Zed!!

 

[Shooter]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

[Shooter]

its about the inability to put your penis away.

Having a Z4 is all about this. Possessing a car with such a long and enormous and bulging bonnet, in your opinion, just what is it that you're compensating ?

 

[Anonymous]

What I mean is I dont think there is anything else about the look of alpina i.e. the front bumper with Alpina plastered across it. IMO it looks stupid. Alpina owners like to tell us how rare they are, Rare things are either something that there is a short supply of, or you don't see alot of them because no one likes them. :wink:

 

[Anonymous]

its about the inability to put your penis away.

Having a Z4 is all about this. Possessing a car with such a long and enormous and bulging bonnet, in your opinion, just what is it that you're compensating ?

How you doin Frank


My Name is Nosa and I have a small penis I drive a z4 to compensate for this. But I always garage my Penis and my Z4.