Almost killed!

[petach]

Heading to lakeside shopping centre this evening. If anyone knows it...M25 from A127 direction, left onto A13 at roundabout, dual carriageway with left lane straight on to lakeside, right lane to join 2 lanes of A13 Tilbury direction. I am on inside lane when this baseball capped short arsed clown in a pimped up boom box A3 carved across A13 2 lanes, and the on ramp r/h lane and almost broadsided me (with my Mrs) on the inside lane. There must have been a fag paper between us. I honestly thought we were done for. How he never hit us into the barrier I will never know. I braked like billy-o and reflex pulled to left to avoid the inevitable broadside. I genuinely thought there had actually been a collision as I am certain I heard a bang.

I was so shaken I didn't even bother to chase him to stab his eyes out with a blunt instrument, insert his A3 up his jacksie, then club him to death with my wife.

So, Mr KA54AVG....you are a complete arse, I hate your guts, I hope your children become crocodiles.

 

[sars]

Wow, hope you have reported him, but apart from the increased blood pressure you are both okay

 

[Blue]

You've been very lucky really, most times that I come that close it's normally followed by a loud bang and a subsequent insurance claim or general outpouring of money from my pocket!

 

[Taz]

live each day as it comes, you never know when your time is up, some angel was looking out for you

is there any point in reporting him to the police? would they do anything?

 

[roofless]

live each day as it comes, you never know when your time is up, some angel was looking out for you

is there any point in reporting him to the police? would they do anything?

Yes and probably not. I am amazed at some of the crazy driving out there these days and as for the M25 and undertaking! What is it with people these days? I'm beginning to feel my age these days when i get all grumpy old man but i do think we should report these idiots in the hope that occasionally something may come of it. Aren't we in a 'big society' lets make a big noise about certain things - but peacefully.

 

[Anonymous]

So, Mr KA54AVG....you are a complete arse, I hate your guts, I hope your children become crocodiles.

Or even, that his next s**t - is a hedgehog. :evil:

 

[pvr]

and as for the M25 and undertaking! What is it with people these days?

Unfortunately, motorway driving in the UK (through lack of education I suppose) means that there is no lane discipline, meaning that undertaking is the only way to get by.

 

[peddy]

and as for the M25 and undertaking! What is it with people these days?

Unfortunately, motorway driving in the UK (through lack of education I suppose) means that there is no lane discipline, meaning that undertaking is the only way to get by.

X2... does my head in when people drive slowly in the fast lane.

Why don't you clone his number plate. :evil:

 

[sp3ctre]

Unfortunately, motorway driving in the UK (through lack of education I suppose) means that there is no lane discipline, meaning that undertaking is the only way to get by.

It doesn't help that the "slow lane" has two canals running down it that means you get seasick if you try to drive a sports car in it... and that the middle lane is taken up by a lorry doing 0.5mph more than the one in the slow lane, while they bounce off the limiter...

That's why I sit in the BMW lane and until the aforementioned situation changes that's where I am staying

... grumble grumble...

EDIT: sorry for taking that a bit off topic there... glad the situation ended up safely, and I agree there is probably little point reporting it to the police, they are too busy fighting the war on students (yeah, I know, different section of police, but either way I think it would be futile)

 

[chrismann85]

It's times like these when I wish we could mount gun holsters under the steering cowl as the americans do!

 

[roofless]

Are people suggesting that undertaking on the motorway is acceptable practice?
And as for guns, when I get my licence I'll be putting the shotgun carrier across the back of the headrests, I can stand the time it takes to get into the boot to get the chainsaw or axe

 

[mcbeee]

So, Mr KA54AVG....you are a complete arse, I hate your guts, I hope your children become crocodiles.

Or even, that his next s**t - is a hedgehog. :evil:

OMG, I'm getting the visual on that in my head ........OOOOOH, Painful.

 

[inkey$]

Glad to hear you're both okay dude. Karma will eventually take chav-boy I'm sure

 

[Anonymous]

It's times like these when I wish we could mount gun holsters under the steering cowl as the americans do!

I want that as my next mod

 

[iwatchlive]

So, Mr KA54AVG....you are a complete arse, I hate your guts, I hope your children become crocodiles.

X2

Glad to hear You and the Fragrant Mrs P are OK Mr P At the least I hope the guy gets Haemorrhoids & Herpes for Christmas this year ,

this is what happens when U undertake on a motorway
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We should have a vote- who agrees that survivors of 20+ years on UK roads should be allowed to fit miniguns to kill chavs? I wish for one of these for my Christmas present to deal with the ever increasing chav boy A**holes released onto UK roads
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these things should be deployed on every corner of Essex- what's that - I hear a boombox- Brap - Brap - Brap

 

[pvr]

That was not an undertake though - just someone pulling out in the overtaking lane?

 

[playalistic]

That was not an undertake though - just someone pulling out in the overtaking lane?

Yeah, he just attempted to overtake although without indication I think :S

 

[iwatchlive]

That was not an undertake though - just someone pulling out in the overtaking lane?

Oops OK I guess I got confused because they are on the WRONG side of the road

Still, due to all the 4rseoles that clog up the right hand lane and do not follow the rule #1 "keep to the left " it does look like a UK dual carriageway all the same :wink:

 

[lacroupade]

Are people suggesting that undertaking on the motorway is acceptable practice?

Well if the aforementioned BMW Lane is full what else is one supposed to do?? :evil:

 

[roofless]

Are people suggesting that undertaking on the motorway is acceptable practice?

Well if the aforementioned BMW Lane is full what else is one supposed to do?? :evil:

i think iwatchlive has the answer :
If only i could override the roof mechanism to open on the move, what a joy to see their faces in the rearview mirror :evil:

We should have a vote- who agrees that survivors of 20+ years on UK roads should be allowed to fit miniguns to kill chavs? I wish for one of these for my Christmas present to deal with the ever increasing chav boy A**holes released onto UK roads
[youtube]kBMvz7j2J1k[/youtube]

these things should be deployed on every corner of Essex- what's that - I hear a boombox- Brap - Brap - Brap