Ah.... Crap...

markeg

Elite
 Lincolnshire Wolds
Get up this morning, and notice the wife's cars are on the drive. Hmmm. I know she's gone to work, perhaps she's got a lift?

After the obligatory morning coffee, go out to the garage to get some stuff out the car..... No car.

Text the wife - yep, she thought she'd take my car to work today, she really enjoyed the drive in, and would I mind using one of her cars today. Oh, and they both need refuelling.
 
If that happens to me, Mrs Geezah had better pack our bags.

Cos, we'll be moving to Saudi Arabia, problem sorted innit!
 
She probably got up and thought, 5degrees, cold Tyres, zero traffic, Dcs off, sport button on...
 
Sae said:
She probably got up and thought, 5degrees, cold Tyres, zero traffic, Dcs off, sport button on...

More worried that she'll enjoy driving it.... I'll need to hide the keys now :lol:
 
Please explain the rules about taking stuff without asking....it's called theft.... or divorce
 
mcbeee said:
Please explain the rules about taking stuff without asking....it's called theft.... or divorce
ah, but rules of marriage are what's hers is hers, what's mine is ours...... ;)
 
When I was 18ish ... A long time ago,I used to come home from work and my Dad had taken my car .. A yellow ford Capri because his car wouldn't start, didn't mind though cos he always put fuel in it .
 
She nicked it again this morning....despite hers having plenty of fuel now :roll: luckily the footies on the tv so I'm not going anywhere this afternoon :)
 
markeg said:
She nicked it again this morning....despite hers having plenty of fuel now :roll: luckily the footies on the tv so I'm not going anywhere this afternoon :)

Time to buy her a Zed. :thumbsup:
 
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