A 'why do people do it?' page

And why do women say they want nothing more than a nice glass of wine and a DVD and a cuddle on the sofa and then you suggest watching a film on the sofa it's like no I don't wanna watch that.....f@@k off then!!!!! Grrrrrrr
 
...try Titanic or Ghost rather than 'British sluts take it up the wrong 'un' that should sort it! :wink:
 
Stark said:
Why do people talk on their phones on the buses and trains sooooo loudly!! None of you go on public transport, but I do now, and it's crazy!!!
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Erm... I spend nearly 4 hours a day commuting using public transport and you learn to cope with the anti-social behaviour after a while... The first 20 years were the worst....
 
Stark said:
Why do Audi bloody do that Vorsprung Dunkin Donut Tecknik wording after their logo.....who the bloody well knows what it means and do their staff get trained to know what it means??
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'Superiority by design'....... god thats sad that i know that!. :lol:
 
silverdevill said:
Stark said:
Why do Audi bloody do that Vorsprung Dunkin Donut Tecknik wording after their logo.....who the bloody well knows what it means and do their staff get trained to know what it means??
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'Superiority by design'....... god thats sad that i know that!. :lol:
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Are you sure because I think Bing's right... a literal translation would be 'Projection through technology' which, in a more Anglicised form, would give 'Advancement Through Technology'
 
PerryGunn said:
silverdevill said:
Stark said:
Why do Audi bloody do that Vorsprung Dunkin Donut Tecknik wording after their logo.....who the bloody well knows what it means and do their staff get trained to know what it means??
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'Superiority by design'....... god thats sad that i know that!. :lol:
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Are you sure because I think Bing's right... a literal translation would be 'Projection through technology' which, in a more Anglicised form, would give 'Advancement Through Technology'
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+1 for 'Advancement Through Technology'
(living in Germany for 10+ years, and attending school there has its advantages...sometimes)
 
Stark said:
Why can't all men pee sitting down and not splash the loo and the floor?
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If I believed in a God, I would suggest he/she has a great sense of humour, most men I have known wake up both at attention and bursting for a pee, in fact I would say that this is the biggest argument for a God, rather than natural selection

Stark said:
And why do women say they want nothing more than a nice glass of wine and a DVD and a cuddle on the sofa and then you suggest watching a film on the sofa it's like no I don't wanna watch that.....f@@k off then!!!!! Grrrrrrr
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The correct choice is to ask your guest what film she wants to see, rather than slipping in some bloke film

and for you Audi fan boys, Audi is listen in latin, which allegedly is the meaning of the founders surname Horch in German
 
Stark said:
Why can't all men pee sitting down and not splash the loo and the floor?
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Does your not dangle in the pot even when stood up then ?

I must be a freak.....................
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Damn these short legs...
 
As for the "why do people do it " :headbang: i can guarantee no matter how remote a space i find in the biggest car park i could find that some pleb will park in the space next to me :evil: it makes me seethe to the point ive considered leaving a note with my mob nmber asking wtf you would choose that space out of the 3/400 other ones :evil:

whooooa :cry: wine time & relax
 
Just be happy you didn't pee your pants !
It can always get worse ...

Just something to look forward to in old age :cry:
 
Blimey I do feel enlightened and now cursed with far too many images than should be regarded as normal/acceptable :o

Good page btw :D
 
Jimbo you're right I shouldn't be posting but my family resides here...

My Mum SARS
My Nan Carol
My Sister Angie (I wish!)

My Dad Jimbo
Mr Pervy Uncle PVR
My Brothers Lux and Wilks
 
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