A THOUGHT FOR YOU ALL

[Stuart Truman]

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, does it make a sound?

 

[Bad_Pritt]

If the BMW Z-series did not exist, what would you be driving now? :?

 

[aquazi]

Haha love this thread!


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[Maniac]

If trousers were never invented, what would women wear in a relationship?

 

[Darren Slone]

If you spin someone from China around and around really fast do they become disoriented ??

 

[MrPT]

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

 

[Darren Slone]

Can an aethiest get insurance for "acts of God?" :?

 

[Darren Slone]

What disease did cured ham actually have? :?

 

[MrPT]

If Ayrton Senna is the greatest racing driver of all time, why is his nephew so rubbish?

 

[Maniac]

What disease did cured ham actually have? :?

I think a couple of posters don't quite get the point here.. Certainly loving Mr Slones posts tho!

 

[Darren Slone]

What disease did cured ham actually have? :?

I think a couple of posters don't quite get the point here.. Certainly loving Mr Slones posts tho!

Thanks Maniac

 

[Darren Slone]

Is atheism a "non-prophet" organisation ? :?

 

[Darren Slone]

Is it true that Cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny ? :?

 

[jimbo1958]

Is it true that Cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny ? :?

No but before eating them they make the clowns watch some Porn first so there's more meat to eat.


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[Bing]

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain ?

 

[Bing]

Does condensed milk comes from smaller cows ?

 

[Bing]

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself, would that be considered a hostage situation ?

 

[Bing]

Last one for now...

Why is it when you transport something by car its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship its called cargo ?

 

[Darren Slone]

Does condensed milk comes from smaller cows ?

Brill Bing !

 

[MrPT]

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him ... is he still wrong?

If light travels faster than sound, why is it that some people appear bright until you hear them speak?