2004 Ford Fiesta on eBay...

PerryGunn

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 By the seaside...
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Someone with a sense of humour wrote the ad for this https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/233113174403

The seller said:
Oi Oi Oi.. Fiesta 1-25 Finesse £399 Mot May, NO OFFERS, taken in part exchange & want rid ASAP - price fixed, sold as a project with Invoice stating that the Car is sold as a renovation undertaking for legality reasons..

£395 Fiesta with all documents with us ready to transfer. Bring your iD to buy, we don’t sell to anyone under 35 or has names like Poppy, Snowflake, Tarquin or Precious who wear scarves and arrive in Daddy’s BMW to look at a car that they think they can buy and return it 5 days later when a false nail breaks and she’s All heartbroken as it was inevitably the cars fault that she broke her nail in the car!! These are the same bastards that buy 7 dresses from Amazon, choose 1 and send the other 6 back SO after a while all the silly little girlies and even the lady boys NOW think that whatever they buy is subject to the same conditions in regards to the fact that one day they can have a mental illness and claim it was the car that drove them to shut down all their Media outlets and should suffer NO loss because it was our fault!! You couldn’t make it up! So thankfully I’m so Chuffed to be able to say GO AWAY to those types of buyers..
 
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