So unless you have been unlucky enough to actually hit someone you are probably not aware of this system lurking in the back ground of modern BMW's. The system is designed such that when it detects you've hit someone, two pyrotechnic actuators deploy, one either side of the bonnet near the windscreen, to lift the back of the bonnet to give them something cushioned to land on, a truly marvellous concept, like an airbag for pedestrians.
That is unless you are tootling along at 07:10 in the morning through a village, enjoying the open top vista when suddenly there is a very loud bang, your vision is obscured by the bonnet, you've wet yourself and then subjected to a relentless bing bong warnings that you've had an accident, the bonnet is open and pull over as quickly as possible. This is of course what I did, checked the bonnet at the front, still latched, so undid the latch, opened the bonnet and tried to close it, nope not having it and then I noticed the two bolts sticking out stopping the bonnet from closing, WTF! Drove back home to mums and called BMW assist.
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So that was my Wednesday, BMW assist were very good, communicative, concerned, did everything they could to help and they even rang me to ask if I was okay after my accident. Except I had no accident, my pride and joy is completely undamaged apart the bonnet pyrotechnic squibs, which need replacing.
I now have a Mini Countrymen for a week or two while the fault is diagnosed and rectified, as for the Mini, you can see a picture of it in the dictionary under fugly! Honestly why would anyone buy this vehicle, it's not a Mini, its a Mini addicted to steroids and hit with the ugly stick repeatedly