Worst car advert ever?

flimper

flimper

Veteran
 Hampshire
Superbly put together advert :D

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201403022183290/sort/priceasc/usedcars/model/m3/engine-size-cars/3l_to_3-9l

MANUFACTORY MODIFIED GEAR SWITCH BUTTON ON STEERING. JUST DONE FULL SERVICE 3 MONTHS AGO,ORIGINAL ALLOY WHEEL, CHANGED 4 TYRES HALF YEAR AGO. I AM LADY DRIVER AND ONLY DRIVE THIS CAR IN TOWN DURING WEEKEND. VERY NICE CAR WITHOUT ANY SCRATCH, SILVER, Next MOT due 15/11/2014, Tax expires 31/08/2014, Electric windows, Air conditioning, Parking aid, MP3 player, CD player, Leather trim, Height adjustable driver's seat, Height adjustable passenger seat, Folding rear seats, Sports seats, Metallic paint, Alloy wheels, Power steering, Steering wheel rake adjustment, Steering wheel reach adjustment, Cruise control, Traction control, Central locking, Alarm, Immobiliser, Driver's airbags, Side airbags, Passenger airbags. £11,500
 
Lot of town driving only at weekends for 57,000 miles then, the brakes must be absolutely buggered ;)

JUST DONE FULL SERVICE........3 months ago.

it's like saying BRAND NEW TYRES, 7,000 miles ago.
 
"MANUFACTORY MODIFIED GEAR SWITCH BUTTON ON STEERING" bet this makes it even quicker round town :P
 
I think one lady owner knows diddly squat about cars.

Surely the manufactury gear shift on steering is aka SMG?
 
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