Here is the deal, a few weeks ago I saw some kinds climbing on my truck which is old an almost ready to be sold. Still I told them to get off the truck it's not theirs. Fast forward to yesterday, I see them climbing on a different truck (nice shiny black one) and again tell them to get off the truck even though it's not mine....which they did but only to come look at the guy in uniform (me). So I'm ah semi hungover from clubbing the night before and go to work. On lunch i get in the car and whoa hey what's that in the middle of my windshield? A handprint?!? turned in such a way that the owner of the hand would of been on the hood in the middle of the car Oh hell no. I stop the f'n car get out look around, handprints all up an down my hood, even my top has two handprints right on top, there are fucking scuff marks from shoes on the car, thank god those aren't permanent. Thankfully no dents. So yeah when I see the kids I will ask them if they did it...then ask to talk to there mom, then talk to her in the polite scary calm voice that means your about to kill.
When is the beating of kids allowed?
- Thread starter Aebous
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it would take some self-control and a lot of deep breathing excersizes to keep myself from beating them. though i wouldnt want to go to jail.... i would get in their face to the point where one would piss their pants. then get their parents involved. and quite possibly the law and have them pay for a car wash and to have my car detailed.
but..... i'd still get real angry.
f**k them kids :thumbsdown:
Don't beat the kids since they'll just label you a child abuser and throw you in jail. Beat the parents instead! :evil:
Seriously, that really sucks. I'm sure if you have a nice and polite, but stern conversation with the parents it should resolve itslef. However, I do notice that the current generation has parents that believe their children can do no wrong, even if they commit the act in front of them! :x :thumbsdown:
Seriously, that really sucks. I'm sure if you have a nice and polite, but stern conversation with the parents it should resolve itslef. However, I do notice that the current generation has parents that believe their children can do no wrong, even if they commit the act in front of them! :x :thumbsdown:
Can I talk to the little bastards?
Forget beating them. They want to climb stuff huh? This should provide them with hours of entertainment.
Find one of these.
Put one of these right next to it.
Have them stand on the milk crate and then attach them to the tree trunk with a roll of this.
Once they are securely taped to the tree. Kick the crate out from under them.
You're end result should look something like this.
Find one of these.
Put one of these right next to it.
Have them stand on the milk crate and then attach them to the tree trunk with a roll of this.
Once they are securely taped to the tree. Kick the crate out from under them.
You're end result should look something like this.