What to do if you have to jump off a 9 story building

[clarker63]

if you've got to jump, aim for a BMW!

https://nypost.com/2021/10/07/new-jersey-man-survives-9-story-plunge-by-landing-on-a-bmw/

not for the fainthearted!

 

[buzyg]

Lucky Fecker. Wasn't his day to go.

The cars going to need a new sun roof though. :wink:

 

[Chippie]

Thank f*ck he had his padded jacket on, lucky or what?

 

[PerryGunn]

Is that the US version of the Euro NCAP crash test?

 

[Pondrew]

Even Robbi wouldn't be able to sort that roof out if it was an E89

 

[BeeEmm]

The driver of the BMW said, uhhhhhh.

 

[Nanu]

Imagine the insurance claims assessor, reading the circumstances of the claim.
Well I was just sitting in my car waiting for the wife to return from shopping when............

 

[Mr Tidy]

Wow - it was definitely his lucky day!

I'm going to have to be careful where I park my 330i now. :lol:

 

[BMWZ4MC]

The Weather Girls were heard to say, “Hallelujah!”


*it’s raining men

 

[Bottom]

The jumper is not really that lucky, is he? He's going to be ruined for life by the time the US health "care" system has finished with him. Then the guy with the 3 series will be after what's left for damages. :thumbsdown:

In my former professional life I encountered a few people who had tried to commit suicide; who frankly would have been much better off if they had succeeded. I'll spare the details for the easily disturbed.

 

[Doddsy]

You’d be absolutely gutted if your attempt at suicide had failed and you were surrounded by c**ts standing around recording. Hope he gets the help he needs

 

[rdgreen]

You’d be absolutely gutted if your attempt at suicide had failed and you were surrounded by c**ts standing around recording. Hope he gets the help he needs

Amazing how they can record it all.... but offer no help. Reminds me of friends of my son who recorded film of a motorcycle going up in flames at a set of traffic lights. Four recordings and they all 'forgot' that there was a fire extinguisher in their car that may have put it out before it became serious.

 

[Zulu4]

You’d be absolutely gutted if your attempt at suicide had failed and you were surrounded by c**ts standing around recording. Hope he gets the help he needs

Amazing how they can record it all.... but offer no help. Reminds me of friends of my son who recorded film of a motorcycle going up in flames at a set of traffic lights. Four recordings and they all 'forgot' that there was a fire extinguisher in their car that may have put it out before it became serious.

I was thinking the same. How could they stand and take photos of a person who desperately needs help ?