2010? Lessee.....Right after the fall of Tehran, oil prices will plummet to $200/barrel. Vice-Prez Chavez will invoke martial law while Prez Kennedy is in Germany trying to buy VW (he likes them because they float). China will finally remove their troops from Greenland. No one knows why they went there in the first place. BMW will launch a new entry level vehicle that runs on Turkish olive oil. The car will replace the 1 series, which sold a whopping 300 vehicles worldwide in 09. The new bare bones vehicle will come with cloth seats (a PETA initiative to save cows and replenish the dwindling methane sources), Nav and an optional UCAV that will check for parking places in larger urban settings. An extended UCAV version will come with air-to-surface parking place creators (2.75 rockets to those militarily deficient). The entry level vehicle called the "Idiot", named after the designer of the Z3 differential, will cost only $84k. All this thanks to the recently devalued $. The Euro leapt into an all time high against the dollar when the UK sold Slough, part of the M4 and all of T5 to the Russian Mafia now headquartered in Solihull.
I'll still be driving my Z4.
Ovrkll will be crossing the 100,000 post mark.
