Wear your Poppy with pride...

[Maxsam]

An 83 year old British Gentleman arrived in Paris by plane.
As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport a stern
French Lady asked if he had been to France before.
He admitted he had indeed been in France before.
The Lady sarcastically said then you should know to
have your passport out and waiting sir.
The gentleman said I didn’t have to show it last time.
Impossible! the woman said, you British have always
had to show your passports to get through here!
The man responded by whispering, well when
I came ashore on the beach on D Day in 1944,
I couldn’t find any f**king Frenchmen to show it to.

 

[Carol M]

Fantastic

 

[Woots]

HA :lol:

 

[Bing]

Excellent, and topical

And I do wear it with pride.

 

[Darren Slone]

Love it !!

 

[mcbeee]

Love it, every time I see it, also like the same story about the pilot going to frankfurt..... Never actually landed but went there a couple of times ..


My old man landed in the second wave on D Day, 7th Armoured div, Royal Engineers, a demolition man.

He caused a lot of trouble that day and he's still causing me trouble today, the old bugger. 8)

 

[eleflo]

Love it, every time I see it, also like the same story about the pilot going to frankfurt..... Never actually landed but went there a couple of times ..


My old man landed in the second wave on D Day, 7th Armoured div, Royal Engineers, a demolition man.

He caused a lot of trouble that day and he's still causing me trouble today, the old bugger. 8)

Bloody hero's every one of them, lest we forget

 

[Swiftly]

Very good

 

[Maxsam]

My old man landed in the second wave on D Day, 7th Armoured div, Royal Engineers, a demolition man.

He caused a lot of trouble that day and he's still causing me trouble today, the old bugger. 8)

 

[micz4]

Angela Merkel arrived at Athens airport immigration to be greeted by the passport officer.

"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.

"German," she replies.

"Occupation?"

"No, just here for a few days."

 

[Stuart Truman]

Angela Merkel arrived at Athens airport immigration to be greeted by the passport officer.

"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.

"German," she replies.

"Occupation?"

"No, just here for a few days."

You beat me to it

 

[The Moo]

That might just make the "And Finally" of this month's Sailing Club Newsletter which I am just about to start.