Twitter Users - Funny

[Ste]

1) Go to http://www.gizoogle.net/

2) Type in your twitter username with the @ at the front. Press Enter.

3) Read your own words as if you were a gangster.

Some fucking funny stuff like. This works for any website you put into the box but its extra funny if it's stuff you've written yourself on Twitter.

 

[marchantsuk]

 

[Breaker]

 

[G14RRV]

i just done our business page and made me crack up

http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=windscreenreplacement.eu&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

CLASSIC

 

[the cueball]

i just done our business page and made me crack up

http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=windscreenreplacement.eu&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

CLASSIC

It straight-up be all bout you, nahmean biiiatch?

After mo' than twenty muthafuckin yearz of consistantly providin tha highest levelz of service, we is proud as a muthafucka of our continued hustla satisfaction.




I actually have tears rolling down my face reading that page now...

 

[G14RRV]

yeah, tempted to put it on-line lmfao

 

[Ste]

From my work website:

Through tha muthafuckin years we has grown not only locally but nationally n' all up in acquisizzle we now have six other g-units within our crew wit cribs spread all up in tha UK. Customers can rest assured dat tha same ethos fo' high qualitizzle n' hustla steez is mirrored all up in up every last muthafuckin one of our cribs, each of our sista g-units have there own unique area of expertise.

 

[Bing]

The front page of the forum :

Brilliant find Ste

 

[Bing]

gov.uk - I am going to have HOURS of fun with this :lol:

 

[the cueball]

I've basically done no work this afternoon...

 

[jimbo1958]

Nice find Ste

 

[metal licker]

Nice one Ste

 

[marchantsuk]

 

[Ste]

Haha love the buttons on the bottom of that webpage marchants!

 

[Ste]

http://gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk-politics-22470021&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

The prime minister has told his party that his coalition partners would oppose any attempt by the government to stage a Commons vote on the issue.

Becomes...

Da prime minista has holla'd at his thugged-out lil' jam dat his coalizzle partners would oppose any attempt by tha posse ta stage a Commons vote on tha issue.

 

[the cueball]

I'll leave you all to guess this one:

Da Biatch's Rap sets up tha posse's legislatizzle programme fo' tha next year yo. Here be a guide ta all tha bills up in dat s**t.



This bill is designed ta make it easier ta deport playas whoz ass aint gots tha right ta stay up in tha UK, n' ta prevent immigrants accessin skillz ta which they is not entitled.

Y'all KNOW dat s**t, muthafucka! Businesses dat use illegal labour will grill increased fines, n' private landlordz is ghon be required ta check tha immigration statuz of they tenants, n' you can put dat on yo' toast.

Da right of appeal against immigration decisions is ghon be restricted, n' immigration fools is ghon be given mo' powers.

Foreign nationals whoz ass commit straight-up crimes is ghon be deported except up in extraordinary circumstances, n' tha law is ghon be chizzled so dis principle is reflected up in tha courts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Da bill will apply ta all of tha UK.

 

[3rdPillar]

lovin' this sh1t

 

[Ste]

This bill is designed ta make it easier ta deport playas whoz ass aint gots tha right ta stay up in tha UK

Sensational haha.

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