Things People Would Never Say

Phoenixboy · Aug 24, 2018

I will start it off

Does anyone know when the D.F.S sale starts.

Nictrix · Aug 24, 2018

In a gay bar

Can I push your stool in?

RustyZ4 · Aug 24, 2018

Ring Ring ,,,,,,, yes of course I would like you to take up my PPI claim

john-e89 · Aug 24, 2018

Diane Abbott for PM....

“Ooohh can I lick the sweat out of your butt crack after you’re first ever jog Mr Prescott...”

SpiketheBike · Aug 24, 2018

Of course I'll buy the new Z4. :tumbleweed:

:violent1:

Anonymous · Aug 25, 2018

Katie Hopkins is my favourite human being. So beautiful and kind

JamieZ4C · Aug 25, 2018

Chips or boiled potatoes, sir?

Boiled potatoes please.

Phoenixboy · Aug 25, 2018

I'm sorry but your ass does look big in that dress :roll:

jabber · Aug 25, 2018

Of course I was looking at the stunning blonde

blackabbot · Aug 25, 2018

Diane Abbot is drop dead f@@kin gorgeous

buzyg · Aug 25, 2018

Alonso, what a great engine.

Anonymous · Aug 25, 2018

"Force India will be on the front row at Spa in 2018"

Oh wait...

buzyg · Aug 25, 2018

Vettle, I love it when it rains. :lol: