Thieving scum

DMC63 said:
Drunks on the way home from the pub maybe, or your neighbor may be jealous of such 'high end' garden accessories and he's nabbed 'em ,ground them into tiny pieces and put them down the drain.
I remember many moons ago, I was a young punk on the way home with my pals from a night out. I was as pissed as a fart. I saw this plastic garden gnome about two gardens down. I set my sights on it. I sprinted flat out across the two gardens and gave the gnome my best toe punt to launch it into next week...It was concrete...Broke all my toes :cry: :rofl:

I bet you learnt your lesson David :rofl:
Did the gnome have a big smile on it's face :wink:
 
firebobby said:
DMC63 said:
Drunks on the way home from the pub maybe, or your neighbor may be jealous of such 'high end' garden accessories and he's nabbed 'em ,ground them into tiny pieces and put them down the drain.
I remember many moons ago, I was a young punk on the way home with my pals from a night out. I was as pissed as a fart. I saw this plastic garden gnome about two gardens down. I set my sights on it. I sprinted flat out across the two gardens and gave the gnome my best toe punt to launch it into next week...It was concrete...Broke all my toes :cry: :rofl:

I bet you learnt your lesson David :rofl:
Did the gnome have a big smile on it's face :wink:

Yep. Though the urge to toe a gnome into next weeks still resides deep within whenever I see one sitting in a garden looking all smug with itself. :evil:
 
The past few days there's been a few owners on the M135/235 Facebook Page who've had the steering wheel nicked along with iDrive/Nav screen, one they seemed to have got into the car with a key, the other a brick through the window :cry:

Tim.
 
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