Having to park my ZED roadster on a busy road outside my place has always made me nervous especially at the weekends when people stroll back late at night after pubs, clubs etc, i came out of the house yesterday morning, after the daily ritual of ' shall clean my car again even though i doesnt really need it '. i noticed my neighbour sitting in his Ford Mondeo next to my car having a cig, i looked at him and i could see his face was in a fit of rage, went round to the drivers side window to say wots up !!!!??? ....He said 2 DRUNKEN BASTARDS decided to jump from the bonnet of my car to the roof last night ,stomping on both in a surfing stance, pretending to ride the waves singing a Beach Boys song, i heard them from the bedroom window , looked out, rushed down stairs,but was too late............. His roof came off worse ( just).it looked like the surface if the moon !!!
i was truly mortified for him, but very relieved, spleepless nights i know it
i was truly mortified for him, but very relieved, spleepless nights i know it