pvr said:
3 things from that advert sends shivvers down your spine ...
- Few marks.
- Alloys could do with refurbs.
- Indy service.
To me that reads:
- Careless driver
- Careless kerb parker
- Cheapest service possible
All that points to me is someone that does not care about the car.
Alternatively, he could have been less honest, spent a couple of hundred on smart repairs/respray, refurbed the wheels, and claimed to have used an ///M specialist. So would he then instantly become a careful driver, careful parker and 'enthusiast'

oke:
I'd hate to think what someone would say about any truthful advert I'd post for mine
Mine's got that nice little dent on the bonnet, but it's not come about by careless driving. It's also got 'millions' of tiny pin pricks on the bumper,bonnet, wings from regular motorway action. These are usually well hidden with careful applications of wax and could be hidden from the casual observer, but they will be sorted next year and you'd be none the wiser either way.
It's got a nice 1" scrape on one wheel from who knows where, and a stone chip on one wheel. Every time I've had them refurbed I've found a chip/scratch or something on then about a month later, so I've stopped bothering and just send them to Lepsons once a year to coincide with a visit to my specialist who puts the car on a spare set of e34 M-Parallels.
Mine goes to the dealer for warranty/goodwill-maintaining servicing & warranty work, but an ///M specialist for everything else. Once it hits 100k it will no longer go to the dealer no keep the insured warranty.