Stubby

[Scubaregs]

Not sure he could make a profit after all the required refunds

I believe he was plying his trade on the local golf course, guaranteeing a "Hole in one."

 

[enuff_zed]

Are you going to tell him you sold your body 249 times to make it up to £2.50?

Yup, I advertise as 'In for a penny up for a pounding'

But even I have standards, so don't bother planning your trip.

 

[Scubaregs]

Are you going to tell him you sold your body 249 times to make it up to £2.50?

Yup, I advertise as 'In for a penny up for a pounding'

But even I have standards, so don't bother planning your trip.

So those discounted vouchers you sold me are worthless? :x

 

[enuff_zed]

Are you going to tell him you sold your body 249 times to make it up to £2.50?

Yup, I advertise as 'In for a penny up for a pounding'

But even I have standards, so don't bother planning your trip.

So those discounted vouchers you sold me are worthless? :x

Yup, for all the good they are you may as well shove them up ............................
Save you the trip. :roll:

 

[Scubaregs]

Already used as loo paper mate, nice touch having your visage on them.

 

[enuff_zed]

Already used as loo paper mate, nice touch having your visage on them.

Neither the first nor last time I've been sh*tfaced! :wink:

 

[MikeyH]

haven't laughed so much in ages,