Oh dear! I will find it difficult sleeping tonight for fear of being lynched.
Allow me some mitigation. It's easy pampering a car, always hand washing it yourself and adding layer after layer of wax when it only comes out in the nice weather. My car is no garage queen, it's my daily driver and it earns its keep. I like it looking clean and this weather is a nightmare and for a quick £3.00 it's restored to a decent level of cleanliness that would impress 99% of the population. The car wash is not damaging it beyond repair, it can, if needed, have the paintwork restored.
It's not the first time it's been through a car wash and won't be the last. Some love to polish, I love to drive whether it's the Coupe or one of my classics. Each to their own .