Proof that some BMW driver’s are Cocks

ben g said:
If you couldn't get out, how did you take the pic?

Cat/pigeons.

I agree though, hate moronic parking.

Or did he take it for you? :P

I came to work in my tatty old diesel three series and squeezed into a space between two cars parked obliquely across my space like this guy, happy in the knowledge that they would both struggle to get into their cars and likely need to climb across from the passenger side. I could have parked somewhere else but I like to make life harder for inconsiderate bastards :evil:
 
It looks to me as though the X5 is parked in an end bay where there is no chance if getting a ding in that side. So if it was empty for the X5, why didn't you grab it first?
 
Titan said:
It looks to me as though the X5 is parked in an end bay where there is no chance if getting a ding in that side. So if it was empty for the X5, why didn't you grab it first?


ben g said:
If you couldn't get out, how did you take the pic?

Beginning to wish you never started this thread :roll:
 
Dav the wheel nut said:
Titan said:
It looks to me as though the X5 is parked in an end bay where there is no chance if getting a ding in that side. So if it was empty for the X5, why didn't you grab it first?


ben g said:
If you couldn't get out, how did you take the pic?

Beginning to wish you never started this thread :roll:

Must agree though... starting to look scripted.

Lets do a poll.... a) how did you get out if you say you couldn't get out b) why didn't you take the coveted end space.

Are you a ghost?
 
StJimmyL said:
Dav the wheel nut said:
Titan said:
It looks to me as though the X5 is parked in an end bay where there is no chance if getting a ding in that side. So if it was empty for the X5, why didn't you grab it first?


ben g said:
If you couldn't get out, how did you take the pic?

Beginning to wish you never started this thread :roll:

Must agree though... starting to look scripted.

Lets do a poll.... a) how did you get out if you say you couldn't get out b) why didn't you take the coveted end space.

Are you a ghost?

You forgot c) which one is a cock in a BMW :poke: :rofl:
 
Ok ok! I was only just able to get out! I'm a tall lad and almost crushed myself in the process! Certainly not scripted!
 
It is really difficult to park in an end spot in a multi-storey. Especially when the lanes are narrow.
They might have thought you were just leaving, you we're sat in the car.

However - crap inconsiderate parking - are you sure it was a bloke?
:exitright:
 
You know what, parking doesn't have to be so difficult. It's simple awareness of your car and using your mirrors, matching up the lines. I really don't understand why people find this so hard.

Sorry, I know some people do and whilst I empathise with their problem. I believe with practice you can get past it?

I'm careful with my car, I make sure I've got plenty of space to get in or out. Yet the number of times I've come back to find a scene like the picture or a new dink in the door or most recently, a bloody gouge in the paint work from some fat arse with metal on their jeans/clothes/handbag/manbag! It's just so infuriating.
I care about my car and they're bloody expensive and so take care not to damage someone elses. So why don't people feel the same?

:tumbleweed:

Sorry. I'll get back down off my soap box.

P.S. I miss my Z.
 
In fairness, that parking is not so bad. This is bad parking :lol:

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It's always the X5s and Cayennes. They really need to make the spaces bigger.

At least you can put the roof down and jump out?
 
My hire car was completely boxed in when I was on holiday in Portugal two years ago. It took an 11 point turn to extricate myself! So.....I did the decent thing and let the guys tyres down, oh and we were parked on a beach car park...on sand. Bet he had fun trying to jack up his car. That'll learn him. Ignorant twat.
 
Years ago I was completely blocked in by a....BMW. A dozen Sikhs piled out of a local shops and dragged it out of the way. Was speechless.
 
I think that you have to have driven a big car to understand the difficulty of parking them in multi story parking structures. the end bay was agains the side of the building which would have made it very difficult to get the car in as the front left corner could easily strike the wall. also, manoeuvring the car once in the bay is a serious balls ache. add to that if a larger vehicle took your space when you left and the X5 was still there, that too would make it difficult to get out if he straightened it up.

If he didn't damage your car getting out of his, there's no reason to consider damaging his car out of petty revenge.
 
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