Odd sayings

[PlumbNB1]

A woman a dog and a walnut tree, the more you beat them the more they be. (no I'm not condoning violence to trees by the way)

Basket case - I think this was WW1 US Soldiers who lost all limbs and needed to be carried around in a basket (possible urban myth)

A grass - cockney rhyming slang, grasshopper = shopper (to the cops) or just copper

 

[Sae]

'You know what thought did, peed the sheets and blamed the blankets" a favorite from my other half, don't know where that came from, maybe she is just plain mad or just a woman or both

 

[PlumbNB1]

'You know what thought did, peed the sheets and blamed the blankets" a favorite from my other half, don't know where that came from, maybe she is just plain mad or just a woman or both

on a similar vein

"You know what thought did, he thought he'd farted and found he'd sh*t himself"

 

[Wildfire]

"I'm older than I look" (the amount of times people think I'm straight out of uni)

Sadly a weekly occurrence for me.

Are you over 18?

Yes

How old are you?

32

.....I'll need to see some ID.