My new tool and the 'brakes of doooooooom'

[tomscott]

"but I still had to use a pair of pliers to extract my knackers from my arsehole where they had taken cover in the panic"

 

[Ricey01]

Flash git.

To be fair it was 4 quid from b&q......I hold out little hope for it after i managed to break the ratchet mechanism using only my fingers whilst sat at the traffic lights bored.

Not entirely sure what inspired me to buy it considering I normally make a point of not buying anything too cheap.......must have been an excellent point of sale display that I was susceptible too!

 

[Stuart Truman]

Must have been the Pavlovian reaction to anything stubby. I must have one!

 

[a11y]

:happyclap:

You've got a great way with words Ricey

 

[Mowflow]

Flash git.

To be fair it was 4 quid from b&q......I hold out little hope for it after i managed to break the ratchet mechanism using only my fingers whilst sat at the traffic lights bored.

Not entirely sure what inspired me to buy it considering I normally make a point of not buying anything too cheap.......must have been an excellent point of sale display that I was susceptible too!

I was nearly sucked in by that same tool last time I was in B&Q.

Oddly enough, I used to design all the packaging and point of sale displays for B&Q. They weren't as convincing then

 

[Ricey01]

I nearly got the stubby adjustable spanner too but I restrained myself just in time

 

[Mowflow]

They had a hammer as well. I remember thinking "that'd be useful" but I couldn't think for what.