MalcZ4 said:I just got back from France yesterday.
Here is a cautionary tale - don't speed!
I got stopped for doing 94 kph in a 70 kph limit and it cost me 90 euros. The gendarme said I had gone through a radar trap and his colleague further down the road had the gun on me. I did see his colleague when I passed, but he had the gun down by his side and was crossing a zebra crossing at the time - I was sitting still at the zebra letting him cross. I think the gendarme further up the road saw the sports car with a UK registration and just pulled me in. The first think he said was "Avez vous argent?" I only had 2 x 50 euro notes and had to go into the baker shop to get change for him. The thing is - I reckon I was only doing about 80 kph, and if I said I had no money he would have sent me on my way. I did ask to see the proof of the speed, but he pretended he couldn't speak English.
Blimey those antics take me back a few years and more, we used to stash some items in the car for bribes in case we got pulled in spain etc, long long ago, anything that had a little value, this was back in my early MG days and anything with an octagon badge on it was a useful 'sorry mate no money but here have this'