Mrs reversed through a hedge and ripped the front clean off

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Ewazix

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.... Thankfully not the Zed! Mrs ewazix has kept up her 100% strike rate on cars she drives and reversed up the drive with the wheel on lock, nose dives in to the sturdy hedge, branch catches the inside of the wheelarch, crunch.... But let’s keep going she thought, big rev’s heaaave, and the hedge wins, neatly popping the front off the daughters C1. All the integral brackets that are designed to take impact, not being pulled off have broken along with a mashed arch liner.

The irony is that I got the 17yr old daughter her own insurance to preserve our NCB so I’ll be fitting a new front end myself ahhh :headbang:

Mrs Ewazix is not allowed to drive my toys and does not even bother complaining now.
 
Mrs Adamski will never drive my zed for similar reasons..... :wink:

Thankfully no damage (yet) to her Clio. It's not even a year old yet though, so watch this space.... :rofl:
 
.....So I’ve told Mrs E she can have her own open top two-seater, it's very safe and is one of those eco friendly zero emissions jobbies,

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gookah said:
Divorce,.... you know it makes sense.
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Very nearly was when she T'd my new Cooper Convertible (which had literally never seen rain) ........because of my unreasonable behaviour "Going all silent" :?

This seriously isn't a woman driver thing, think of VBH or Sabine Schmitz they could lick me no problem, as in beat me, no that's not what I mean, finish ahead of me, I mean drive faster and more safely than I can. But Mrs E has a knack for the unusual, the hedge has been added to the row of jumbo traffic cones on the motorway, ping ping *ucking ping, unfortunately at 70 plus these sand filled babies did real damage! Then there was ripping the complete exhaust off on a central reservation, removing a garage door jam with the wing... there's more but you get the picture :cry:
 
Glad u dont let her anywhere near the z,lol

My mrs isnt keen on driving mine,as i get on to her to watch the kerbs,as she has a habit of clipping them 9and she drives everywhereat 100mph,lol)...so doesnt drive mine too often :P
 
My 1st wife was like that.Absolutely no idea what was going on around her.Scary, really scary. Once she was driving round a downhill left hand bend on a cold winters day and went into a full 4 wheel drift moving 2 to 3 feet to the right. She not only didn't flinch ( good job as she kept control) but she had know idea that anything had happened.I was a front seat passenger and my mate was behind her, we both instantly stared wide eyed at each other and she kept on driving and wondered why we were laughing. :o :lol:
 
This is the one time I have to raise my wife onto the marble pedastal ......... :cry:

She decided many years ago that here 3D coordination was not her best point and that the roads would be a safer place without her. She now only has passenger mode switched on. An excellent decision I'd say, and before you girlies scream at me ...... it was one she made long before she met me. :D :D :D

Right, now get off that pole and get back in the kitchen ............ :evil:
 
Ewazix said:
gookah said:
Divorce,.... you know it makes sense.
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Very nearly was when she T'd my new Cooper Convertible (which had literally never seen rain) ........because of my unreasonable behaviour "Going all silent" :?

This seriously isn't a woman driver thing, think of VBH or Sabine Schmitz they could lick me no problem, as in beat me, no that's not what I mean, finish ahead of me, I mean drive faster and more safely than I can. But Mrs E has a knack for the unusual, the hedge has been added to the row of jumbo traffic cones on the motorway, ping ping *ucking ping, unfortunately at 70 plus these sand filled babies did real damage! Then there was ripping the complete exhaust off on a central reservation, removing a garage door jam with the wing... there's more but you get the picture :cry:
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Whao! Luckily most women have other talents to make up for it...
 
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