Man flu criteria? Raw throat, bunged up & inflated brain?

[Jembo]

Avoided all the pre-Xmas lurgies, people with flu jabs seemed to get ill the most then Thursday night hit me like a train.

Thank Frak main outbreak was Friday, really can't sleep right now.... So now I know what man flu's like first hand.

Anyone else been infected?

 

[Adamski]

I hope you have a doctor/paramedic on stand by.

Man flu is a killer. Made worse by the female species complete inability to comprehend how bad it really is. Women only seem to suffer the common cold, and lets face it, colds aren't too bad.

Hope you pull through buddy.


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[Carol M]

Men. :roll:



feel better soon Jembo.

 

[the cueball]

 

[Bing]

Sounds like the plague to me - time to get to A&E mate olice:

 

[MrPT]

An inflated brain is normal, surely?

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[Bing]

Certainly preferable to a deflated one. Over-inflated would be a bit messy...

 

[Beedub]

s**t sounds like death is on the cards buddy...... call hospital immediatly..... women cant imagine how much worse it is for us.....

discovery channel PROVED that women's hormones lessen the effect......

us poor men just get the full gut wrenching,bodyshakes,cold sweats like youve been dipped in the artic seas,hotspells like youve been left to bake in the saraha desert, brain infused death flu and imo is worse that most serious conditions...... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


(word of note if i say fact after a comment its not allowed to be disputed-particularly by a woman)







FACT........... REPEAT FACT.........

 

[inkey$]

Its a killer Jembo. Get well soon dude.

 

[RLiu]

When intensive care units were first commissioned, their main aim was to adequately treat man flu

 

[Anonymous]

This is very sad news, I console your family on their impending loss.

Our two Chihuahua's didn't want to go for a walk this morning, so we carried them so far, and one of them was sneezing....a definite case of man flu also.

This is a blimin epidemic!!!!

 

[mcbeee]

Just getting over a severe case of it myself, lived on Dayquil/Nyquil for 3 days . Get better soon

( it got me out of driving the missus and our friend to every friggin mall and outlet centre within 100 miles of Phoenix , after four days of non-stop shopping I think it was a godsend to get the flu :rofl: )

 

[Beedub]

just popping in to see if the funeral has been arranged??? terrible this was... :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :|

 

[RJS-Z4]

Suffered for two weeks solid, up until Monday just gone, but I'm now left with a bloody nose every time I blow it?

Get better soon fellow Kentian.

 

[Jembo]

Hello...

Almost 48 hours without being able to sign onto the forum, must have been a really bad dose of MF.

Been banned from leaving the house or for the most part the bedroom, force fed with hot drinks, food & sleep... but worse of all the Zed kept popping out & there was nothing I could do.

Thanks 4 the thoughts, time for another zzzzzzzzzzz

 

[dr_john]

I started with it new year's day, took a week to totally clear up.

 

[Lynchy]

You lot are funny

 

[Leesfarm07]

Yep not well this weekend.. Red hot then freezing cold shakes, head feeling like it's going to explode, aching limbs etc. I can sympathise Jembo

 

[ZedFourM]

Fortunately there's a very good web site dealing with the terrible, terrible affliction - http://www.manflu.info/

 

[Zeld4]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbmbMSrsZVQ