Man-flu. Any quick fixes?

[Chris_D]

Oh god, I'm dying!
hahaha ok, I'm not dying but bloody hell on a stick, this one's a crippler! Can't even focus on my computer screen so apologies for any bad spelling! :lol:

Aside from me whinging about it to the cat, has anyone got any tips or quick fixes? I'm currently replacing fluids lost mostly via my dripping nose and sniffing a gluepot full of eucalyptus oil, to not much effect.
I don't usually get colds but I presume I've contracted this from the torrent of bacteria that usually swirls around any given Easyjet flight. B@stards!

Plan was to do half a day's work then knock off for the weekend at 2pm to install some LED's in the zed. But fug that, I'm staying indoors where it's nice and warm and where I can ply the cat with my self-pity and loathsome sniffling. lol

 

[pvr]

Euthanasia is legal in NL

Glad to be of help

 

[Chris_D]

Euthanasia is legal in NL

Glad to be of help

omg pvr, ur a LIFESAVER!
er.
bedankt jonge!

 

[pvr]

I was going to go full out and make sure that you would leave your car to me, but then I had second thoughts .... :evil:

 

[maxman]

Stop being a tart ,put your hat,coat and gloves on and go for a brisk walk in the fresh air. :dance:

 

[Chris_D]

I was going to go full out and make sure that you would leave your car to me, but then I had second thoughts .... :evil:

you utter, utter b@rsteward!
:roll:

 

[Chris_D]

Stop being a tart ,put your hat,coat and gloves on and go for a brisk walk in the fresh air. :dance:

def a fresh air freak.
lol, will be going for a trot to Harzuilens Castle and back before it gets dark. maybe even on the bike.... always feel the benefit of getting out n about in the fresh air for at the very least a couple of hours a day.

 

[pvr]

Remote diagnoses is that you suffer from Excess-Oil-Breathing-In syndrome. Also known as Alpina-itis :evil:


Where is Laura when you need her? :roll:

 

[Chris_D]

Remote diagnoses is that you suffer from Excess-Oil-Breathing-In syndrome. Also known as Alpina-itis :evil:


Where is Laura when you need her? :roll:

diagnosis concurred doctor!
Laura's out and about celebrating somewhere on a cloud today - she just had her application to become a KLM pursor approved, so yay for her

 

[metal licker]

Some exercise then hit the sack with a few doses of nightnurse in you,sleep it off !

 

[paulgs1000]

Night nurse used to get me through a half days work . . . plenty of vitamin C - oranges and fruit juice.

 

[pvr]

Night nurse used to get me through a half days work . . . plenty of vitamin C - oranges and fruit juice.

What was your job again? :evil:

 

[john-e89]

Jump in the hottest bath you can, you know, the kind women run, hot enough that lobsters stick two fingers up to them, stay in it until you've dribbled out all your nose 'gunk', get out, down a few whiskies whilst abusing PVR on line, don't hold back either, you'll be fine after that.

 

[obewan]

+1 on the Whisky or better still Whiskey!
Feel much better in the morning

 

[Smartbear]

I've had a cough that would fell a buffalo all week, still at work wned:
Rob

 

[buzyg]

I used to go surfing, that always clears your tubes.. Last time I felt rubbish I took a walk to the top of HighWillhays. The important thing is, don't go to work and give it to some other poor sod. I hate the selfish Barstewards that do that.

 

[firebobby]

Some exercise then hit the sack with a few doses of nightnurse in you,sleep it off !

+1 on the night nurse, have a nice hot bath and then sink some of the green stuff (NN), you will sleep like a bairn

 

[firebobby]

I've had a cough that would fell a buffalo all week, still at work wned:
Rob

There are man and there are men....then there are bears :wink:

 

[Pastry]

You could always man up and grow a pair Chris how quick a fix this becomes depends on how quick you can grow said pair.... you're welcome

 

[Pastry]

I've had a cough that would fell a buffalo all week, still at work wned:
Rob

There are man and there are men....then there are bears :wink:

To be fair Fred, the Bear working means sitting around drinking tea, dreaming about cars and buffalo :roll: