life

I get you Taz , its not always great is it ? My trick ? i think of all the great bits ive had , dont know you mate , but have always enjoyed your posts and tireless and it seems fruitless endeavour to show theses people cars have roofs ! well pretty cars do ! hope that made you smile mate !
 
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a dog of course......a dog can bound up to strange ladies and stick his snout into their crotch...... and can you think of anything better than laying down outside Tesco and licking your own b*lls? :?
 
When i was a apprentice the old fella i worked with used to say ....
Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet rim sooner or later you get pissed off !
 
metal licker said:
When i was a apprentice the old fella i worked with used to say ....
Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet rim sooner or later you get pissed off !
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:rofl: -should of used that instead of the box of chocolates quote in Forrest Gump!
 
In chip shop tonight, two guys in front of me, one telling the other he has a degenerative eye disorder and he is slowly losing his sight in both eyes, and it can't be halted. He's 30 something and has had to resign from his position as a lawyer to concentrate on spending time with his family....
 
Stark said:
In chip shop tonight, two guys in front of me, one telling the other he has a degenerative eye disorder and he is slowly losing his sight in both eyes, and it can't be halted. He's 30 something and has had to resign from his position as a lawyer to concentrate on spending time with his family....
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Very sad to hear :(
 
Some of the best pieces of advice I've had:

- Other people's opinions of me are none of my business (i.e. don't get hung up on what other people think because you're not always able to influence or change their mind)

- Life is not a dress rehearsal
 
Woots said:
yesterdays history, tomorrows a mystery, its all about what you do in the moment...
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Today is a gift, that's why it's called the present :D
 
Taz, what's up buddy?
Can't be as bad as the upcoming Mayan apocolypse prophecy. I'm currently living for the moment and sticking a long, strong and straight middle finger up into the sweaty red face of Mr Negative Future Esq.
 
Sorry to go against the grain on this, but my thoughts are F*ck life!

I like the pubic hair/toilet bowl thing, thats quite true!

Never seem to have 5 minutes without something crap happening.

I envy all you cheerful buggers!!!!
 
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