I woke up in a new bugatti...

[bradmarsh1989]

You just woke up in a new Bugatti...

You have 3 items and must use all three...

1) A phone thats good for one 30 second phone call (We be like, pay as you go)

2) Half a bottle of Jack daniels (presumably from the night before...)

3) A phone number on a piece of paper signed... 'Cindy Starr XxX'

What's the first thing you do and use all three items for?

Aaaannnnnd discuss... best answer gets brownie points.

EDIT: Yes the keys are still in the car... :roll:

Terrible song, but let's post it anyway. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_HaBUWlp4g

 

[vanilla]

Do I have the keys inside the Bug?? If so I take it for a spin of course!

 

[Sae]

Eat the note, down the jack and phone the wife for a lift home ... then wait for the sh1t to happen

 

[buzyg]

Give the Jack to the nearest tramp (Muck)

Drive around to Cidies house and give her the note back, after aranging dinner. :wink:

Phone the insurance company for track day cover.

Have a great day. 8)

 

[Sae]

Have you woken up in your own Bugatti, I was just assuming stolen

 

[ryanwhite19]

Neck the jack, call the police, lead them on a merry chase all the way to cindys house and turn up in style ...

 

[bradmarsh1989]

Good comments so far. There seems to be a lot of GTA V style comments going on though. Or are people really like this in real life?

 

[MrPT]

Kill time by having a w*nk. Use all three items as a source of inspiration.

 

[andysat]

Kill time by having a w*nk. Use all three items as a source of inspiration.

 

[Ste]

Swap the new bugatti for a bush near a roundabout and the "cindy starr" for a mates's younger sister's number and this actually happened to me a few weeks ago.

I think I just went home and slept it off then denied all knowledge of anything, so I'll go for that again.

Edit: The man in the scenario also has both his shoes presumably, so is already 1 up on me.

 

[PerryGunn]

Swap the new bugatti for a bush near a roundabout and the "cindy starr" for a mates's younger sister's number and this actually happened to me a few weeks ago.

I think I just went home and slept it off then denied all knowledge of anything, so I'll go for that again.

Edit: The man in the scenario also has both his shoes presumably, so is already 1 up on me.

 

[ryanwhite19]

Swap the new bugatti for a bush near a roundabout and the "cindy starr" for a mates's younger sister's number and this actually happened to me a few weeks ago.

I think I just went home and slept it off then denied all knowledge of anything, so I'll go for that again.

Edit: The man in the scenario also has both his shoes presumably, so is already 1 up on me.

lad ponts deducted for the mates younger sister ....thats just not on.

 

[Ste]

Swap the new bugatti for a bush near a roundabout and the "cindy starr" for a mates's younger sister's number and this actually happened to me a few weeks ago.

I think I just went home and slept it off then denied all knowledge of anything, so I'll go for that again.

Edit: The man in the scenario also has both his shoes presumably, so is already 1 up on me.

lad ponts deducted for the mates younger sister ....thats just not on.

Was for innocent reasons I assure you!

 

[PerryGunn]

Swap the new bugatti for a bush near a roundabout and the "cindy starr" for a mates's younger sister's number and this actually happened to me a few weeks ago.

I think I just went home and slept it off then denied all knowledge of anything, so I'll go for that again.

Edit: The man in the scenario also has both his shoes presumably, so is already 1 up on me.

lad ponts deducted for the mates younger sister ....thats just not on.

Why not... as long as she's fit... 8)



Now if it was my younger sister....





....come to think of it, if it was my younger sister, you'd have to be bloody drunk...

 

[MrPT]

Swap the new bugatti for a bush near a roundabout and the "cindy starr" for a mates's younger sister's number and this actually happened to me a few weeks ago.

I think I just went home and slept it off then denied all knowledge of anything, so I'll go for that again.

Edit: The man in the scenario also has both his shoes presumably, so is already 1 up on me.

lad ponts deducted for the mates younger sister ....thats just not on.

Was for innocent reasons I assure you!

Ste's mate is 92 years old.

 

[Ste]

I had her number for my mate to get into his house as he'd lost his key earlier in the night and was planning to ring her when he got home to let him in.

As it is he woke up in his shed at his house 10 miles away from me with one of my shoes in his pocket.

Good night that was.

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[buzyg]

I had her number for my mate to get into his house as he'd lost his key earlier in the night and was planning to ring her when he got home to let him in.

As it is he woke up in his shed at his house 10 miles away from me with one of my shoes in his pocket.

Good night that was.

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That'll teach ye to drink JD.

Did the other shoe turn up?

 

[Ste]

I had her number for my mate to get into his house as he'd lost his key earlier in the night and was planning to ring her when he got home to let him in.

As it is he woke up in his shed at his house 10 miles away from me with one of my shoes in his pocket.

Good night that was.

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That'll teach ye to drink JD.

Did the other shoe turn up?

Yeah it was on my other foot, I'm not a complete dickhead

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