I think I need a DNA test

Pondy

Pondy

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My daughter got her GCSE results on Thursday. She did so well it has crossed our minds that there was a mix up 16 years ago and we got the wrong kid.
I don't know whether to feel extremely proud or extremely concerned.

Six A** and four A* equivalents (they've changed to numbers, six 9s and four 8s). In the top 1% of UK results apparently.

Now she can't be mine, can she? She doesn't look like me either (thank Christ). :D
 
With you there. My daughter got a masters from Canturbury university In medical robotics :o :?
WTH !
 
Pondrew said:
My daughter got her GCSE results on Thursday. She did so well it has crossed our minds that there was a mix up 16 years ago and we got the wrong kid.
I don't know whether to feel extremely proud or extremely concerned.

Six A** and four A* equivalents (they've changed to numbers, six 9s and four 8s). In the top 1% of UK results apparently.

Now she can't be mine, can she? She doesn't look like me either (thank Christ). :D
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Is your mrs super intelligent?
Rob
 
Smartbear said:
Pondrew said:
My daughter got her GCSE results on Thursday. She did so well it has crossed our minds that there was a mix up 16 years ago and we got the wrong kid.
I don't know whether to feel extremely proud or extremely concerned.

Six A** and four A* equivalents (they've changed to numbers, six 9s and four 8s). In the top 1% of UK results apparently.

Now she can't be mine, can she? She doesn't look like me either (thank Christ). :D
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Is your mrs super intelligent?
Rob
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Don’t know but the postman at the time was in Mensa :wink:

Oh and congrats to your daughter.

Mine’s has just graduated with 2 1st’s I want a dna test for her mother :rofl:
 
N4LLY said:
With you there. My daughter got a masters from Canturbury university In medical robotics
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And you can't even spell Canterbury :lol: :poke:
You want to see if we can get a 2 for 1 on a test? :lol:
 
She's doing 'A' levels in Latin, German and 'classics'. Hoping she will work in a garden centre in Munich and be able to service her Triumph Stag.
 
Scubaregs said:
Is the DNA test to prove you’re human Pondy?
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I am not going to dignify that with a response..............oh hang on I just have.
Do you see my point? :?
 
Pondrew said:
N4LLY said:
With you there. My daughter got a masters from Canturbury university In medical robotics
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And you can't even spell Canterbury :lol: :poke:
You want to see if we can get a 2 for 1 on a test? :lol:
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Exactly my point :lol:
 
Pondrew said:
My daughter got her GCSE results on Thursday. She did so well it has crossed our minds that there was a mix up 16 years ago and we got the wrong kid.
I don't know whether to feel extremely proud or extremely concerned.

Six A** and four A* equivalents (they've changed to numbers, six 9s and four 8s). In the top 1% of UK results apparently.

Now she can't be mine, can she? She doesn't look like me either (thank Christ). :D
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Fantastic achievement. Hopefully she will go on to do go things. Education and wisdom are a powerful tool set😎👍
 
Smartbear said:
Pondrew said:
My daughter got her GCSE results on Thursday. She did so well it has crossed our minds that there was a mix up 16 years ago and we got the wrong kid.
I don't know whether to feel extremely proud or extremely concerned.

Six A** and four A* equivalents (they've changed to numbers, six 9s and four 8s). In the top 1% of UK results apparently.

Now she can't be mine, can she? She doesn't look like me either (thank Christ). :D
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Is your mrs super intelligent?
Rob
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She married him!
What do you think? :rofl:
 
Pondrew said:
My daughter got her GCSE results on Thursday. She did so well it has crossed our minds that there was a mix up 16 years ago and we got the wrong kid.
I don't know whether to feel extremely proud or extremely concerned.

Six A** and four A* equivalents (they've changed to numbers, six 9s and four 8s). In the top 1% of UK results apparently.

Now she can't be mine, can she? She doesn't look like me either (thank Christ). :D

Congratulations to the young lady. Considering the tough time this cohort has had preparing for exams those results are outstanding. So you see you have done something right in helping to produce a highly intelligent daughter. Unless, as you say, it was the postman.😉👍
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