Took the MR to work today. Came to leave at 6:25 PM. s the gates get locked at 6:30. Normal Monday routine for me means I'm last to leave. So roof down I drive of toward the main gate. Bl##dy gull swoops off the top of the building and deposits a full load over the bonnet screen passenger seat & into the roof mechanism. So not a good start to the journey home. :thumbsdown:
I get to the gate and I'm locked in. So drive back up and phone the gaurd house, wihch is two miles away, to get them back to let me out. :thumbsdown:
Knowing they will be a few minutes I open up the building again and get a water spay and some paper towles out, to get the worst of the gull s##t off the car. Job done and top now up, as it's just started to rain, I head for the gate again. Give the guard a rye smile as he appologises for locking up early & tells me it''s all his mates fault, (ye right). :evil:
Finaly out and heading up the hill out of the yard and SPLAT another total load of gull Cack right accross the car.
Now cleaned inside and out and I can finaly get my supper.
So who can beat that load of Gull S##t
I get to the gate and I'm locked in. So drive back up and phone the gaurd house, wihch is two miles away, to get them back to let me out. :thumbsdown:
Knowing they will be a few minutes I open up the building again and get a water spay and some paper towles out, to get the worst of the gull s##t off the car. Job done and top now up, as it's just started to rain, I head for the gate again. Give the guard a rye smile as he appologises for locking up early & tells me it''s all his mates fault, (ye right). :evil:
Finaly out and heading up the hill out of the yard and SPLAT another total load of gull Cack right accross the car.
Now cleaned inside and out and I can finaly get my supper. So who can beat that load of Gull S##t
