Here comes a roundhouse kick to the face!

[Rick Hunter]

I wonder what Chuck Norris would say if he read this thread...

 

[AlanL]

Not a problem for most of us - we aren't using our full names in the forum

 

[WLH]

Not a problem for most of us - we aren't using our full names in the forum

Like that would save you... :exitright:

 

[ovrkll]

He would message a roundhouse kick directly to you.

 

[AlanL]

Actually here in the NW we would know he had read the forum when we heard the sonic boom of Rick's head going by after the first roundhouse kick up in Seattle.

 

[Rick Hunter]

Ouch... that hurt. :dizzy:

Bring it on, Chuck... bring it! I'll be waiting...

 

[zee42]

Ouch... that hurt. :dizzy:

Bring it on, Chuck... bring it! I'll be waiting...

Rick Hunter.....Dead man walking!!!!!!!

 

[Vroomer]

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

 

[Rick Hunter]

PhilDZ4 was an unfortunate victim of Chuck Norris' roundhouse. This is evidenced by his lack of a face. Only his hair (toupeé) remains.

 

[zee42]

And he had to buy that after the kick because his whole head came off....just vaporized.He has just the toupe'e now because he can't afford a whole face replacement at this time. He wanted his new face to look like his old face,but the doctors have refused to do that because it would scare little kids

 

[Rick Hunter]

Even with just the toupeé, Chuck Norris came back to visit PhilDZ4 to tell him that he looked more like Batman than zee42.

Chuck then proceeded to roundhouse kick his toupeé off.

 

[zee42]

Even with just the toupeé, Chuck Norris came back to visit PhilDZ4 to tell him that he looked more like Batman than zee42.

Chuck then proceeded to roundhouse kick his toupeé off.

PhilDZ4 baby picture