Free to E89 Piloti - Gardening Thread (2021 Autumnal Edition)

[Z4MAD]

Dear Comrades,

I note the Forum appears not to have a dedicated gardening thread for E89 Piloti. I thought, therefore, that I should provide a little seasonal advice for this autumnal period of the year:

Now is the time to plant daffodils and other spring flowering bulbs. For those who would have a preference for miniature daffodils, I would recommend Tete-a-Tete; these are circa six inches or so in height, and have terribly cute and yet quite beautiful yellow flowers that remain in flower for an inordinately long period of time. They may be acquired on Ebay,... so, for an relatively modest outlay; at this stage of the proceedings your aesthetic return on your investment will be rewarded manifoldly come the spring-time. Furthermore, your partner, wife, husband will be absolutely delighted with the Spring display in two thousand and twenty two. So, it is a win, win situation for those who act now on this hugely privileged recommendation.

With kind regards,

MAD - Investment Advisor concerning Horticultural Aesthetics

 

[mr.tourette]

Dear Comrade Mad, I believe this piece of gardening wisdom for e89 piloti should be posted in the dedicated sub forum for horticultural and other non z4 related flannel, named the "The Lounge"

 

[Z4MAD]

Dear Comrade Mad, I believe this piece of gardening wisdom for e89 piloti should be posted in the dedicated sub forum for horticultural and other non z4 related flannel, named the "The Lounge"

Dear Comrade mr.tourette,

Nay, you are quite perfectly incorrect. The reason this is so, is due to the highly privileged aspect of the information. Essentially, it would no longer be privileged information were it to be made available, carte blanche, to all and sundry. So, please stop wasting time and get yourself onto Ebay before all the Tete-a-Tete bulbs are sold out. DO IT NOW to avoid an huge disappointment.

With kind regards,

MAD