For the married guys...

[ay8306]

I love this line:

"I pretend to give a s#!t because I care"

 

[20ducks]

I care....really, I care. :roll:

 

[ovrkll]

 

[enfield]

:lol: :|

 

[20ducks]

enfield, you're not married, right?

He's married to his tank.

 

[enfield]

enfield, you're not married, right?

Nope - not married and never plan on doing it. Amongst my friends I am the only one who is not divorced nor contemplating divorce. None of my married friends are happy except one. :|

However, I do the planned ignoring with women who make the mistake of dating me.

 

[WLH]

As someone that has been married and divorced twice I can tell you how to deal with those mind numbing pointless dialogues. You interrupt them and tell them that they have mistaken you for someone who cares...... :evil:

I suspect this approach is one of the many reason that I have been married and divorced twice... :roll:

 

[20ducks]

I love my wife, I also tell her that: "...if it wasn't her, it would be somebody else." We tolerate each other. Having an empty nest helps. Bunches.

 

[rabman5]

None of my married friends are happy except one. :|

I'm your friend. I'm married. I'm happy.

 

[enfield]

None of my married friends are happy except one. :|

I'm your friend. I'm married. I'm happy.

I was talking about you!

By the way - did the wife tell you that you are happily married?

 

[rabman5]

Yes, she tells me every day.

 

[20ducks]